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  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    They do have a worthwhile use.

    The greedy **** in the office, who thinks it ok to take other people's food from the communal tea room fridge, can be discouraged from doing so with a TCW.

    Unlike most other snack bars their unsealed presentation makes them easy to unwrap & slowly drench in a Denatonium Benzoate solution before carefully rewrapping & leaving in the fridge for the thieving **** to help himself to.

    It was a sight to behold & he never used the excuse "if it's been there over a day anyone can have it" again. The ****.
     
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  2. highpeak tiger

    highpeak tiger Well-Known Member

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    Crikey, Chemistry, I had to google that (Denatonium Benzoate-Bitterest substance known to man)
     
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  3. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    OT but I've never understood why people do that. You must get it in most workplaces but what goes through someone's mind when they know it's not theirs but still decide it's fair game to eat what someone else has brought in?

    Crucifixion's too good for 'em.
     
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  4. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Crucifixion?

    Yes.

    Good, first door on the left one cross each...
     
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  5. Trumpton Tiger.

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    Internal staffing matters should never be lumbered on Marco Silva. I'm amazed his name his attached to this and even more so that he has been questioned about it by the BBC. Beggars belief.
     
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  6. AlRawdah

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    Yet Tunnocks Teacakes are like eating a cloud of chocolatey loveliness.
     
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  7. PLT

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    Presumably it's because of a rumour. Wasn't someone on here saying something about it the other day?
     
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  8. Happy Tiger

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    He's dead to me now.
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    To wind people up. Keeps the office environment bubbling. Then I start the rumours
     
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  10. Bunny

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    Their crackers
     
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  11. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    That is true (I nearly mentioned them earlier)
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    I'm not (although I did check the RIP thread in case I was)
     
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  14. Barchullona

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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    They were canned then
     
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  16. Barchullona

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  17. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    What?

    In what way have I denied anything about this?

    My contributions to this thread have been to organise jumpers for goalposts, which were happily not required. A simple request for more information in response to post suggesting the poster had more information. Was ignored obviously. I say obviously, he had **** all of course as usual and is full of ****.

    I have then commented on the Black Widow, Babs and finally was mortally offended by both Lambo and Dennis, who are clearly not right in the head.

    The honourable thing would be an apology from you.
     
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  18. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Your default position is that everything about the Allams are spurious, unfounded rumours.

    Even if there was anything to apologise about, which there isn't, my motto of "Never explain, never apologise" would prevent it.

    I
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Shows a waeakness in a man when they can't apologise.
     
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  20. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    That motto has served me well in over 40 years of marriage.
     
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