That's not what I heard. Babs is the spider at the centre of the web. I can't say owt more in public. PM for details.
She lures people in with that goody tin of hers. Got them Ringtons caramel wafers in there, game over.
Heard a Mr Bayes might be available to lend a hand, currently on uphill gardening leave from Corporation.
Didnt Bayes turn up to the meeting withthe Allams in his nurses uniform?? Bless, he just got confused when he was told to go and meet a couple of swarthy Eygptian men in West Park...