SMC groundsmen gone

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Did the rugby go ahead then? They may have just used the football goals

Please please someone find out my heart is literally breaking

 

[City Man]

They were sacked because Ehaw has bought one of those robot grass cutter things, it's the modern world.

I heard he wanted to weed out certain staff.

If they have been turfed out, the grass is probably greener at New Caravan Park.

 

[DMD]

I heard he wanted to weed out certain staff.

If they have been turfed out, the grass is probably greener at New Caravan Park.

Sod that.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

That's the Allams for ya always moving the goalposts

 

[City Man]

Sod that.

Haven't seen Allam's roller at the KCOM for a while now

 

[DMD]

Haven't seen Allam's roller at the KCOM for a while now

Could have put it out to pasture.

 

[City Man]

Could have put it out to pasture.

Are you saying it's gone to seed?

 

[DMD]

Are you saying it's gone to seed?

Aye, it just wasn't cutting it.

 

[Cortez91]

That's the Allams for ya always moving the goalposts

Nobody tells them how to move their goalposts!

 

[Barchullona]

Can I clarify?
Was the dog carrying the flashlight?
Was the dog wearing keks?
Post defacation did the dog pick it up in a plastic bag, tie a little knot in said bag, then throw the ****er, upon which it randomly was left hanging from the Bunkers goal?
Did your mate actually shag the bird or did he watch in amazement at the unfolding canine events?

Does someone explain complicated things like tying your shoes and knotting your tie to you?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Just to scarify, did the posts get put up?

 

[City Man]

Just to scarify, did the posts get put up?

Never mind that, what about the atmosphere/entertainment ratings?

 

[DMD]

Ho, ho, hoe.

 

[City Man]

They were sacked because Ehaw has bought one of those robot grass cutter things, it's the modern world.

All this cost cutting....he must be raking it in.

 

[Amin Arrears]

Palace winning!!! Yes

 

[Arnold_Lane_HCFC_]

Does someone explain complicated things like tying your shoes and knotting your tie to you?

Oh dear. Sense of humour bypass.

 

[City Man]

Oh dear. Sense of humour bypass.

Is there such a thing as a sense of humour ring road?

 

[Arnold_Lane_HCFC_]

Is there such a thing as a sense of humour ring road?

Where did he turn off?

 

[originallambrettaman]

David Burns ‏@bbcburnsy
For the record Marco Silva @HullCity tells me @HumbersideSport he had nothing to do with sacking of 2 groundsmen at KCOM.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

David Burns ‏@bbcburnsy
For the record Marco Silva @HullCity tells me @HumbersideSport he had nothing to do with sacking of 2 groundsmen at KCOM.

For the record neither did I and neither did my Auntie Barbara. Hope this clears it up.