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maybe something to do with the pitch being ****e a few weeks ago?
i would also like to add CRAYONS AND TINY COCK! just to keep up with the ehab bashing.
thank you.
 
As its growing season, I wonder if some design not to Escabs liking was fashioned into the cutting and we're not talking tartan.
 
Read the articles yourself.

Just done a Lambrettaman and Googled it.
Only reference on the WWW I can find is a James Smailes tweet.
No articles anywhere, just this tweet from a journalist who works for that paper you despise and ridicule for its poor quality.
You'll forgive me if I keep my pitchfork in the shed for now.
 
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Just done a Lambrettaman and Googled it.
Only reference on the WWW I can find is a James Smailes tweet.
No articles anywhere, just this tweet from a journalist who works for that paper you despise and ridicule for its poor quality.
You'll forgive me if I keep my pitchfork in the shed for now.

Maybe it is because of those stringent PL regulations regarding the pitch which only you seem to know about?
 
Maybe it is because of those stringent PL regulations regarding the pitch which only you seem to know about?
I wouldn't know. I'll leave the pitchfork brigade to cook up a conspiracy theory until we get some FACTS.
 
Is this really a thread!! FFS

A company has finished two employees.

The End.

Two more.

Obviously they'll have done something really wrong and nothing unreasonable has gone on at all. Just like all the other acrimonious departures. Not linked. No sir. Nothing to see here. People love working for them.
 
Two more.

Obviously they'll have done something really wrong and nothing unreasonable has gone on at all. Just like all the other acrimonious departures. Not linked. No sir. Nothing to see here. People love working for them.
Oh, you obviously have information on this, so why not share it?

What was wrong about the reasons for them leaving, and what went on that was unreasonable? How was it acrimonious? It was linked to what?

TIA.
 
Good job it isn't the other end. A mate of mine was about to fulfil an ambition and have a tryst in the penalty area with his lady friend of the time one New Year's Eve. Suddenly a flashlight appeared at the top of bunkers and a dog rushed down the terracing and leapt over the fence. He may have crapped himself as he pulled his keks up.

Can I clarify?
Was the dog carrying the flashlight?
Was the dog wearing keks?
Post defacation did the dog pick it up in a plastic bag, tie a little knot in said bag, then throw the ****er, upon which it randomly was left hanging from the Bunkers goal?
Did your mate actually shag the bird or did he watch in amazement at the unfolding canine events?
 
Oh, you obviously have information on this, so why not share it?

What was wrong about the reasons for them leaving, and what went on that was unreasonable? How was it acrimonious? It was linked to what?

TIA.

They were sacked because Ehaw has bought one of those robot grass cutter things, it's the modern world.