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Bill Cosby Funtime said:
Venice had the world's first Jewish Ghetto - the word Ghetto comes from Venetian - they put them all on an island and they weren't allowed in the main bit of the city.
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Just right I say. Ahead of their time.

Made a balls of it the other day. My bro lives in the states and was married to a Jew so has 2 Jewish kids. We were talking about the mussies in Germany and I suggested the krauts fire the ovens back up as a joke. Didn't go down well.
 
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the stodgy jobbie said:
To be honest I've not tried that yet. I've just massaged it with my thumb. Slowly slowly catchy monkey imho
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It works for SOME people....

Grove Tip - when you do slip the digit in there don't go all Cosmopolitan Sex Tips and ask her if she likes it, as you get past the second knuckle tell her how good it feels. If she knows you are enjoying it she might just let you carry on but if you ask her then it gives her a chance to say no and the possibility of bottom fun will be forever off the menu. Always best to make them think that they are doing you a favour or that it is their idea in the first place.
 
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GroveRanger said:
It works for SOME people....

Grove Tip - when you do slip the digit in there don't go all Cosmopolitan Sex Tips and ask her if she likes it, as you get past the second knuckle tell her how good it feels. If she knows you are enjoying it she might just let you carry on but if you ask her then it gives her a chance to say no and the possibility of bottom fun will be forever off the menu. Always best to make them think that they are doing you a favour or that it is their idea in the first place.
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<laugh> this **** ^^

See to be honest I prefer to shag a fanny although I prefer watching anal porn. :eek:
 
Ciaran said:
Just right I say. Ahead of their time.

Made a balls of it the other day. My bro lives in the states and was married to a Jew so has 2 Jewish kids. We were talking about the mussies in Germany and I suggested the krauts fire the ovens back up as a joke. Didn't go down well.
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<laugh> Fuxakes
 
The biscuit factory stops production at lunchtime tomorrow.
They are offering double time 24th & 31st 06:00 am to 12:00 pm.
May take them up on that at nearly £50.00p after tax take home pay .:emoticon-0178-rock:
 
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