When do you knock off?

Sadly I have to come to work tomorrow and will probably be staying around until normal home time. Do any of you work shy layabouts get to bunk off early?

Our boss put out a memo saying non-essential staff can leave at 2pm. Who on earth is going to admit to being non-essential?

At least I get Christmas off this year

I might hang around at the office party this afternoon and see if any of the burds will let me kiss them under the cameltoe

 

I'll be in the morra.

I'll keep ye company, old bean

 

Yesterday. Dying a death here with manflu.

Might whack 4 blues and smoke a few joints <crabflute>

 

Am in tomorrow.

Then off till the 5th. Whoo hoo!

 

I thought this thread was going be about frequency of ****ing.

 

That reminds me I've to collect some scoobies after work. ****ing some trek tho!!

 

Few hours tomorrow just scratching me knackers and off till the 3rd.

 

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Be careful if I was you and unlike the rest of us we can blame the evil drink for groping,getting our cocks out etc but you'll be branded a dirty perv!

 

In tomorrow then off til the 3rd.

I wish I could take a couple more days off but I've used up my remaining time to go to Venice. Anybody been to Venice? I'm going during the opening of the Festa so everycunt will be wearing masks and I'll need to mind it isnae Assassin's Creed II and no rob anyone.

Hogmanay is booked to be messy - Fitba during the day then my mate is DJing in a wee underground club that's closing for good that night - I'll be chewing my face aff and there's a fair chance the whole place will get dismantled by mwi punters.

 

Spent about half an hour at a meeting this morning staring at one of the ladies. So much so that I wasn't paying any attention to what was going on and only realized it was my turn to contribute when she looked at me and said "he means you" I mumbled an apology and blamed the man-flu. In the time I spent ogling her I'd already imagined that we'd gone out to the toilets and I'd watched her take a piss then nosh me off before she reverse cow-girled me while we were sitting on the disabled toilet facing the full length mirror. By the time I came out of my perv-induced staring stupor she'd rimmed me, taken it up the farter and I'd jizzed all over her fringe.

She's got a really nice fringe.

 

Where is said club??

 

My Ma and Da went and said it's over priced crowded ****.

Hope this helps.

 

http://theclubpaisley.com/
Under an Indian restaurant in Paisley's version of Tradeston.

 

POTY2016

 

This helps loads. Did yer da say if the romantic setting made yer ma especially durrty?

 

Aw right. I thought it wis in toon.

 

My wee parcel came yesterday.

2 boxes of the finest, should see me over Xmas.

 

Mate they both said it's over rated to **** although I'm sure the dirty auld bastard got his pumping.

 

That's aw I'm after. A wee foreign excursion up Jimmy Carter Alley will make the whole thing worthwhile.