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When do you knock off?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 22, 2016.

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  1. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

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    Start my four night-shifts tonight, finish on boxing day morning, fantastic innit. Anyway me and my mum had a right good laugh at Grove's advice on the way to a woman's farter. Pished herself laughing I think.
     
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    Redwino, Dec 22, 2016
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So there was me all happy and excited finishing up until the 4th of January at half 4 today. Giving out cuddles to all and sundry and wishing everyone awe ra best. Woohoo i thought, holiday city here i come.

    Until i got home and the mental cow insists on the kitchen getting a paint job for Christmas... aaaargggghhh!

    **** yer Christmas ya ****s am away for a turpentine shower.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 22, 2016
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  3. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    5 o' clock most days but if busy it could be half 5.
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Dec 22, 2016
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't the people in the tube mind you knockin one out?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 22, 2016
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 22, 2016
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Tina., Dec 22, 2016
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  7. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Horse and cart Gambol. I'm Oirish.
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Dec 22, 2016
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  8. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Why didn't ya give her the old one two uni flu ?
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Dec 23, 2016
  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    monacoger, Dec 23, 2016
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I shall be knocking one off tomorrow morning when she's away at the gym. Also sneaking a pressie into her chrimbo stocking. Ain't I a nice guy? #YES
     
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    Gambol, Dec 23, 2016

  11. Tina.

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    You spelled prick wrang.
     
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    Tina., Dec 23, 2016
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Isn't prick spelt "Tina"? We all think so. ****.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 23, 2016
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  13. Tina.

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    Merry Christmas xx
     
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    Tina., Dec 23, 2016
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    That ^^^
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 23, 2016
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I am off to work now. Plan on spending the entire morning reading the Racing Post, eating Cadburies Roses and drinking tea, so no **** better disturb me.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 24, 2016
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ****ster ^^^^
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 24, 2016
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So you are a fireman
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 24, 2016
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 24, 2016
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    ^Civil Servent^
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 24, 2016
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  20. Archers Road

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    I am rarely civil, and I am no ****'s servant.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 24, 2016
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