Start my four night-shifts tonight, finish on boxing day morning, fantastic innit. Anyway me and my mum had a right good laugh at Grove's advice on the way to a woman's farter. Pished herself laughing I think.
5 o' clock most days but if busy it could be half 5.
Fûck off lolYou must log in or register to see images
Don't the people in the tube mind you knockin one out?
So there was me all happy and excited finishing up until the 4th of January at half 4 today. Giving out cuddles to all and sundry and wishing everyone awe ra best. Woohoo i thought, holiday city here i come.
Until i got home and the mental cow insists on the kitchen getting a paint job for Christmas... aaaargggghhh!
**** yer Christmas ya ****s am away for a turpentine shower.
Jeremy Kyle stealing my patter ffsYou must log in or register to see images
You spelled prick wrang.I shall be knocking one off tomorrow morning when she's away at the gym. Also sneaking a pressie into her chrimbo stocking. Ain't I a nice guy? [HASHTAG]#YES[/HASHTAG]
You spelled prick wrang.
Merry Christmas xxIsn't prick spelt "Tina"? We all think so. ****.
That ^^^Isn't prick spelt "Tina"? We all think so. ****.
****ster ^^^^I am off to work now. Plan on spending the entire morning reading the Racing Post, eating Cadburies Roses and drinking tea, so no **** better disturb me.
So you are a firemanI am off to work now. Plan on spending the entire morning reading the Racing Post, eating Cadburies Roses and drinking tea, so no **** better disturb me.
^Civil Servent^I am off to work now. Plan on spending the entire morning reading the Racing Post, eating Cadburies Roses and drinking tea, so no **** better disturb me.