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GroveRanger

GroveRanger

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Hiding in the bushes
Sadly I have to come to work tomorrow and will probably be staying around until normal home time. Do any of you work shy layabouts get to bunk off early?

Our boss put out a memo saying non-essential staff can leave at 2pm. Who on earth is going to admit to being non-essential?

At least I get Christmas off this year <cracker>

I might hang around at the office party this afternoon and see if any of the burds will let me kiss them under the cameltoe
 
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Am in tomorrow.

Then off till the 5th. Whoo hoo!
 
GroveRanger said:
I might hang around at the office party this afternoon and see if any of the burds will let me kiss them under the cameltoe
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Be careful if I was you and unlike the rest of us we can blame the evil drink for groping,getting our cocks out etc but you'll be branded a dirty perv!
 
In tomorrow then off til the 3rd.

I wish I could take a couple more days off but I've used up my remaining time to go to Venice. Anybody been to Venice? I'm going during the opening of the Festa so everycunt will be wearing masks and I'll need to mind it isnae Assassin's Creed II and no rob anyone.

Hogmanay is booked to be messy - Fitba during the day then my mate is DJing in a wee underground club that's closing for good that night - I'll be chewing my face aff and there's a fair chance the whole place will get dismantled by mwi punters.
 
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Mick O'Toon said:

Be careful if I was you and unlike the rest of us we can blame the evil drink for groping,getting our cocks out etc but you'll be branded a dirty perv!
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Spent about half an hour at a meeting this morning staring at one of the ladies. So much so that I wasn't paying any attention to what was going on and only realized it was my turn to contribute when she looked at me and said "he means you" I mumbled an apology and blamed the man-flu. In the time I spent ogling her I'd already imagined that we'd gone out to the toilets and I'd watched her take a piss then nosh me off before she reverse cow-girled me while we were sitting on the disabled toilet facing the full length mirror. By the time I came out of my perv-induced staring stupor she'd rimmed me, taken it up the farter and I'd jizzed all over her fringe.

She's got a really nice fringe.
 
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Bill Cosby Funtime said:
In tomorrow then off til the 3rd.

I wish I could take a couple more days off but I've used up my remaining time to go to Venice. Anybody been to Venice? I'm going during the opening of the Festa so everycunt will be wearing masks and I'll need to mind it isnae Assassin's Creed II and no rob anyone.

Hogmanay is booked to be messy - Fitba during the day then my mate is DJing in a wee underground club that's closing for good that night - I'll be chewing my face aff and there's a fair chance the whole place will get dismantled by mwi punters.
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Where is said club?? :bandit:
 
Bill Cosby Funtime said:
In tomorrow then off til the 3rd.

I wish I could take a couple more days off but I've used up my remaining time to go to Venice. Anybody been to Venice? I'm going during the opening of the Festa so everycunt will be wearing masks and I'll need to mind it isnae Assassin's Creed II and no rob anyone.

Hogmanay is booked to be messy - Fitba during the day then my mate is DJing in a wee underground club that's closing for good that night - I'll be chewing my face aff and there's a fair chance the whole place will get dismantled by mwi punters.
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My Ma and Da went and said it's over priced crowded ****.

Hope this helps.
 
GroveRanger said:
Spent about half an hour at a meeting this morning staring at one of the ladies. So much so that I wasn't paying any attention to what was going on and only realized it was my turn to contribute when she looked at me and said "he means you" I mumbled an apology and blamed the man-flu. In the time I spent ogling her I'd already imagined that we'd gone out to the toilets and I'd watched her take a piss then nosh me off before she reverse cow-girled me while we were sitting on the disabled toilet facing the full length mirror. By the time I came out of my perv-induced staring stupor she'd rimmed me, taken it up the farter and I'd jizzed all over her fringe.

She's got a really nice fringe.
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POTY2016
 
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