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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    My bro liked it but I heard it it's overpriced but he's a Jew iirc
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 22, 2016
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Senga has the Ali Larter off limits :eek:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 22, 2016
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Venice had the world's first Jewish Ghetto - the word Ghetto comes from Venetian - they put them all on an island and they weren't allowed in the main bit of the city.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Completely? Nae tongue?
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 22, 2016
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Only birthdays and romantic overseas trips for me.

    Gies her piles everytime so fair play, like.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 22, 2016
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Nae nothing mate

    Early days
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 22, 2016
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Just right I say. Ahead of their time.

    Made a balls of it the other day. My bro lives in the states and was married to a Jew so has 2 Jewish kids. We were talking about the mussies in Germany and I suggested the krauts fire the ovens back up as a joke. Didn't go down well.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 22, 2016
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Bit of a deal breaker imho bro!
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 22, 2016
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    Sooks a good boaby tho and guzzles
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 22, 2016
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Can't you even try the sneaky pokey bum finger whilst servicing her from the rear or get one in the pink and one in the stink, like a carry-oot with her fanny and erse?
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 22, 2016
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    To be honest I've not tried that yet. I've just massaged it with my thumb. Slowly slowly catchy monkey imho
     
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    It works for SOME people....

    Grove Tip - when you do slip the digit in there don't go all Cosmopolitan Sex Tips and ask her if she likes it, as you get past the second knuckle tell her how good it feels. If she knows you are enjoying it she might just let you carry on but if you ask her then it gives her a chance to say no and the possibility of bottom fun will be forever off the menu. Always best to make them think that they are doing you a favour or that it is their idea in the first place.
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 22, 2016
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> this **** ^^

    See to be honest I prefer to shag a fanny although I prefer watching anal porn. :eek:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 22, 2016
  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Around ten when the wife is in bed...
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 22, 2016
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    Grove works at Mencap
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 22, 2016
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    <laugh> Fuxakes
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    20161222_152932.png
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 22, 2016
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    Stop work NEVER!!
     
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    The biscuit factory stops production at lunchtime tomorrow.
    They are offering double time 24th & 31st 06:00 am to 12:00 pm.
    May take them up on that at nearly £50.00p after tax take home pay .:emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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