Sitting at home waiting for the lumber jack to return his wife.
This.
I reckon he's sat at home reading this pissing himself now!
I would have to say fair play to him if he is tbh.
If he is sat at home reading this, I'd have to say "**** off you twat" tbh.

PEH was doing that earlier in the season. Was rather worried after that first 45, he couldn't do anything right.
That adds another £10m on top of his pricehttp://talksport.com/football/trans...in-chase-southampton-defender-virgil-van-dijk
PSG said to be after Virgil.....why not, everyone else is.
Where were all these teams when Virgil was available for a comparative song.That adds another £10m on top of his price
Good! The more big clubs interested the higher the price will be, especially if it is the likes of PSG, Real etc.http://talksport.com/football/trans...in-chase-southampton-defender-virgil-van-dijk
PSG said to be after Virgil.....why not, everyone else is.
If we kept all our squad this summer and added we could realistically push for top4. But i doubt that will happen.
Here's my take. Virgil is going nowhere. Since the Pochettino summer, I'm sure we've not sold a player with more than two years left on his contract. Add in that there's been a clear move to tie players into longer-term contracts and the sum, IMO, is that VVD's staying at least until there's only a couple of years left on his paperwork.
I may well fall flat on my face on this one but, apart possibly from José, I see no-one leaving in January and Oriol and Cuco being the leavers next summer. And you can quote me.
Vin
I think you're right. Certainly about the two-years-left thing. I also think Oriol might extend his contract. Cuco may indeed move on, which would be a shame, simply because he's so likeable.Here's my take. Virgil is going nowhere. Since the Pochettino summer, I'm sure we've not sold a player with more than two years left on his contract. Add in that there's been a clear move to tie players into longer-term contracts and the sum, IMO, is that VVD's staying at least until there's only a couple of years left on his paperwork.
I may well fall flat on my face on this one but, apart possibly from José, I see no-one leaving in January and Oriol and Cuco being the leavers next summer. And you can quote me.
Vin
I think you're right. Certainly about the two-years-left thing. I also think Oriol might extend his contract. Cuco may indeed move on, which would be a shame, simply because he's so likeable.