Off Topic Your dream date.

[Commachio]

Sorry tel, too big for me mate.
Looks like she's ready to go for a jog in her running gear

Too active for you mate?

P
Running to the tv for shower coverage wears him oot.

 

[chaosuk]

car... morgan aero 8 hard top

date...rachel riley

scran... chicken madras plus alcohol

then... nudey prod games after which she will probably need therapy

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[Gordon Armstrong]

car... morgan aero 8 hard top

date...rachel riley

scran... chicken madras plus alcohol

then... nudey prod games after which she will probably need therapy

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I need therapy now, man

 

[Gil T Azell]

Chauffeur driven.. if you want..car choice is...? One with enough room to get ya tyres blown up in.

Who is the unlucky date ( nee wifees etc)? My mates woman or a curvy bit titted wench

Taken to eat what? Steak

Then?

 

[mackemwelder]

Also check out the new DB11. Any aston wont do once youve seen that.

Ps. Aniston. Aye.

You're just a fussy **** Comm.

I've seen the DB11 and to be honest the DB7 has a better bonnet profile, therefore Chezza and Jen will feel a little more comfortable straddled over the bonnet while i'm banging away

 

[mackemwelder]

Hoik & bowk.
Couldn't get a decent pair of tits if you clagged them slags together.
Lord have mercy - have you no standards at all man?

Not really billy, i'd shag a barber shop floor FFS, plus i'm not a tit man, legs and arse all day long for me.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

car... morgan aero 8 hard top

date...rachel riley

scran... chicken madras plus alcohol

then... nudey prod games after which she will probably need therapy

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Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?

To get over the trauma of seeing your piles burst when she drilled you with a John Holmes replica strap-on?

 

[chaosuk]

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?

To get over the trauma of seeing your piles burst when she drilled you with a John Holmes replica strap-on?

not quite what I had in mind tel ,but seeing as its her .
I might even shave it

 

[Commachio]

not quite what I had in mind tel ,but seeing as its her .
I might even shave it

Hey AJ. Hows ya arse hanging?

 

[chaosuk]

Hey AJ. Hows ya arse hanging?

out and soapy
probably

 

[Gil T Azell]

Not really billy, i'd shag a barber shop floor FFS, plus i'm not a tit man, legs and arse all day long for me.

Comm, does MW now take the mantle of complete depraved stud muffin?

 

[Commachio]

Comm, does MW now take the mantle of complete depraved stud muffin?

Shirker.

 

[Gil T Azell]

Shirker.

No just asking cos I will do what it takes to get my crown back..

Poor Billy possibly relegated to third. He's lowest position ever.

 

[Commachio]

No just asking cos I will do what it takes to get my crown back..

Poor Billy possibly relegated to third. He's lowest position ever.

Billys lower league to you 2.

He ****s hippos. Whereas you 2 will **** the hippos afterbirth.

 

[Gil T Azell]

Billys lower league to you 2.

He ****s hippos. Whereas you 2 will **** the hippos afterbirth.

ya not wrong

 

[Tel (they/them)]

ya not wrong

I dread to think what you're gonna spend them winnings on mate.

There's an offer on for octopus at the Asda fish counter.

 

[Billy Death]

No just asking cos I will do what it takes to get my crown back..

Poor Billy possibly relegated to third. He's lowest position ever.

It's ok, I'll climb back up.

 

[rooch 3]

Sometimes it's not an estate, sometimes it's an Cortina.

The rest remains pretty consistent, apart from one time when it wasn't Pippa Middleton, it was Dot Cotton.

Ooooohhhh!! Dot Cotton.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Ooooohhhh!! Dot Cotton.

Now we're talking!

You'd have to have a lot of pegs I'd imagine to peg things back and find your way around her dusty old cave.

 

[mackemwelder]

Comm, does MW now take the mantle of complete depraved stud muffin?

I have standards FFS!!! they're very low like, but i do ave em and as for depravity, i'm sure there's a line there somewhere (not to cross) i just haven't found it yet.