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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Apr 5, 2016.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Running to the tv for shower coverage wears him oot.
     
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  2. chaosuk

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    car... morgan aero 8 hard top

    date...rachel riley

    scran... chicken madras plus alcohol

    then... nudey prod games after which she will probably need therapy 687_1000.jpg
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I need therapy now, man :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  4. Gil T Azell

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  5. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    You're just a fussy **** Comm.

    I've seen the DB11 and to be honest the DB7 has a better bonnet profile, therefore Chezza and Jen will feel a little more comfortable straddled over the bonnet while i'm banging away :)
     
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    mackemwelder, Apr 5, 2016
  6. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Not really billy, i'd shag a barber shop floor FFS, plus i'm not a tit man, legs and arse all day long for me.
     
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    mackemwelder, Apr 5, 2016
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  7. Tel (they/them)

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    Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?

    To get over the trauma of seeing your piles burst when she drilled you with a John Holmes replica strap-on?
     
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  8. chaosuk

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    not quite what I had in mind tel ,but seeing as its her .
    I might even shave it
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Hey AJ. Hows ya arse hanging?
     
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  10. chaosuk

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    out and soapy
    probably
     
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    chaosuk, Apr 5, 2016
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  11. Gil T Azell

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    Comm, does MW now take the mantle of complete depraved stud muffin?
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Shirker.
     
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  13. Gil T Azell

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    No just asking cos I will do what it takes to get my crown back.<laugh>.

    Poor Billy possibly relegated to third. He's lowest position ever.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Billys lower league to you 2.

    He ****s hippos. Whereas you 2 will **** the hippos afterbirth.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 5, 2016
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  15. Gil T Azell

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    ya not wrong
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    I dread to think what you're gonna spend them winnings on mate.

    There's an offer on for octopus at the Asda fish counter.
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    It's ok, I'll climb back up.
     
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    Ooooohhhh!! Dot Cotton.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    Now we're talking!

    You'd have to have a lot of pegs I'd imagine to peg things back and find your way around her dusty old cave.
     
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  20. mackemwelder

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    I have standards FFS!!! they're very low like, but i do ave em :biggrin: and as for depravity, i'm sure there's a line there somewhere (not to cross) i just haven't found it yet.
     
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