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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Chauffeur driven.. if you want..car choice is...?

    Who is the unlucky date ( nee wifees etc)?

    Taken to eat what?

    Then?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Car. New Aston DB11. Sod the driver.

    Date..Penelope Cruz.

    Scran..Swordfish steaks on a beach bbq, with ample bevvies. Assorted.

    Then. Night on a git posh yacht.
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Car - Lada Riva, white on a V plate.
    Date - Dawn French.
    Scran - fishfingers, beans & a fried egg.
    Then a night down the club drinking real ale.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Bit posh for Stanley
     
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  5. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Car: Any Aston Martin.
    Date: Either Jennifer Aniston or Cheryl Cole or Both :)
    Scran: Anything Seafood or a nice Indian Curry
    Then: Both of them taking it up the back eye off me and paying me large sums of money for the privilege.
     
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  6. Vincemac

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    Car.dont know realy probs top of the range roller

    Date..Michell kegan

    Scran.Nice lobster quality cooked sir loin steak king prawns red wine

    Then.stay in the crane Barbados
    I think
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    For me it's got to be 'Eat Me' . . . . and only at Christmas (otherwise it would spoil the annual treat) :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Cheryl a good looking lass. But worra skag.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Sounding good big man. Sounding good.
     
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  10. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Like i'm really fussy FFS?????
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Also check out the new DB11. Any aston wont do once youve seen that.

    Ps. Aniston. Aye.
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Hoik & bowk. :emoticon-0119-puke:
    Couldn't get a decent pair of tits if you clagged them slags together.
    Lord have mercy - have you no standards at all man?
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Car. Ford Orion Estate, D reg, with the roof sawn off, back seats removed and the back decked out in the cheapest blue lino flooring.

    Date. Pippa Middleton.

    Scran. Jar of cockles and a 6 pack of munch bunch.

    Then. Off home to tug myself to sleep with my favourite Joe McElderry CD on.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    So. Same dream each night then?

    Who the **** is Joe McEldery?
     
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    Sometimes it's not an estate, sometimes it's an Cortina.

    The rest remains pretty consistent, apart from one time when it wasn't Pippa Middleton, it was Dot Cotton.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Billy and Gils dream team.
     
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    too skinny for me like
     
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  18. Commachio

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    You like the fatties aswell?

    What is wrang with you lot?
     
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    fiat panda.
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    her moist bacon rashers
     
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    not fatties but with a little meat on the bone
     
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