Off Topic Your dream date.

[Commachio]

Chauffeur driven.. if you want..car choice is...?

Who is the unlucky date ( nee wifees etc)?

Taken to eat what?

Then?

 

[Commachio]

Car. New Aston DB11. Sod the driver.

Date..Penelope Cruz.

Scran..Swordfish steaks on a beach bbq, with ample bevvies. Assorted.

Then. Night on a git posh yacht.

 

[Billy Death]

Car - Lada Riva, white on a V plate.
Date - Dawn French.
Scran - fishfingers, beans & a fried egg.
Then a night down the club drinking real ale.

 

[Commachio]

Car - Lada Riva, white on a V plate.
Date - Dawn French.
Scran - fishfingers, beans & a fried egg.
Then a night down the club drinking real ale.

Bit posh for Stanley

 

[mackemwelder]

Car: Any Aston Martin.
Date: Either Jennifer Aniston or Cheryl Cole or Both
Scran: Anything Seafood or a nice Indian Curry
Then: Both of them taking it up the back eye off me and paying me large sums of money for the privilege.

 

[Vincemac]

Car.dont know realy probs top of the range roller

Date..Michell kegan

Scran.Nice lobster quality cooked sir loin steak king prawns red wine

Then.stay in the crane Barbados
I think

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

For me it's got to be 'Eat Me' . . . . and only at Christmas (otherwise it would spoil the annual treat)

 

[Commachio]

Car: Any Aston Martin.
Date: Either Jennifer Aniston or Cheryl Cole or Both
Scran: Anything Seafood or a nice Indian Curry
Then: Both of them taking it up the back eye off me and paying me large sums of money for the privilege.

Cheryl a good looking lass. But worra skag.

 

[Commachio]

Car.dont know realy probs top of the range roller

Date..Michell kegan

Scran.Nice lobster quality cooked sir loin steak king prawns red wine

Then.stay in the crane Barbados
I think

Sounding good big man. Sounding good.

 

[mackemwelder]

Cheryl a good looking lass. But worra skag.

Like i'm really fussy FFS?????

 

[Commachio]

Like i'm really fussy FFS?????

Also check out the new DB11. Any aston wont do once youve seen that.

Ps. Aniston. Aye.

 

[Billy Death]

Car: Any Aston Martin.
Date: Either Jennifer Aniston or Cheryl Cole or Both
Scran: Anything Seafood or a nice Indian Curry
Then: Both of them taking it up the back eye off me and paying me large sums of money for the privilege.

Hoik & bowk.
Couldn't get a decent pair of tits if you clagged them slags together.
Lord have mercy - have you no standards at all man?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Car. Ford Orion Estate, D reg, with the roof sawn off, back seats removed and the back decked out in the cheapest blue lino flooring.

Date. Pippa Middleton.

Scran. Jar of cockles and a 6 pack of munch bunch.

Then. Off home to tug myself to sleep with my favourite Joe McElderry CD on.

 

[Commachio]

Car. Ford Orion Estate, D reg, with the roof sawn off, back seats removed and the back decked out in the cheapest blue lino flooring.

Date. Pippa Middleton.

Scran. Jar of cockles and a 6 pack of munch bunch.

Then. Off home to tug myself to sleep with my favourite Joe McElderry CD on.

So. Same dream each night then?

Who the **** is Joe McEldery?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

So. Same dream each night then?

Who the **** is Joe McEldery?

Sometimes it's not an estate, sometimes it's an Cortina.

The rest remains pretty consistent, apart from one time when it wasn't Pippa Middleton, it was Dot Cotton.

 

[Commachio]

Sometimes it's not an estate, sometimes it's an Cortina.

The rest remains pretty consistent, apart from one time when it wasn't Pippa Middleton, it was Dot Cotton.

Billy and Gils dream team.

 

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Cheryl a good looking lass. But worra skag.

too skinny for me like

 

[Commachio]

too skinny for me like

You like the fatties aswell?

What is wrang with you lot?

 

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fiat panda.

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her moist bacon rashers

 

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You like the fatties aswell?

What is wrang with you lot?

not fatties but with a little meat on the bone