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Nah Bruce, they sang 'fat geordie ***tard', got it written down here
 
"... it says the end is nigh, Steve, signed by somebody called Molly New"

(Come to think of it, it looks like those two are singing from the same hymn sheet - well, what a surprise)
 
Niall "steve this is an exit clause please sign it and we can move on.

Bruce "are all wa conditions wa asked fer in tha"

Niall "Yes Steve, a years supply of Ginsters and curly wurlys, just what you asked for"

Bruce "I though we agreed that I could take Elmo with me too?"

Niall "oh yeah Fe**ing have him"
 
Niall "I am off to Korea soon to do some hard labour, and try to get some more cash into this club, **** knows how with the team languishing at the bottom of the League, you havnt made this easy for me, but i did manage to hypnotize Ellis, this is the words you have to say, if he looks angry say them, and he will become pleasent and keep you in the Job, In January, just say the words, name 3 players and they are yours"

Bruce "Newcastle are Sh....., Come on Naill, you know I cant say that"

Niall " you are ****ed then"
 
2.35 at Newbury's a bit of a pisser marra.

Dead Man Walking is odds on.

What ya reckon, should I stick a fiver on?
 
'No Steve, you turn the paper this way round. Then it's actual words you see...'
 
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