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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Shameless, Nov 29, 2011.

  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Nah Bruce, they sang 'fat geordie ***tard', got it written down here
     
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  2. cuteybuns

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    "... it says the end is nigh, Steve, signed by somebody called Molly New"

    (Come to think of it, it looks like those two are singing from the same hymn sheet - well, what a surprise)
     
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    Niall "steve this is an exit clause please sign it and we can move on.

    Bruce "are all wa conditions wa asked fer in tha"

    Niall "Yes Steve, a years supply of Ginsters and curly wurlys, just what you asked for"

    Bruce "I though we agreed that I could take Elmo with me too?"

    Niall "oh yeah Fe**ing have him"
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So you got me a job lined up on RTE, in Dublin Niall, good on ya...but how much?
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    After three Steve...1...2...3...All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small....
     
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  6. Moorsleymountainman

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    Hey Steve, how come your cock looks like that?
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Niall:- "5 - 5 - 0 ?? Steve, this teamsheet has no strikers on it.....?"
     
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  8. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    "Why the f*ck have you got my name on the teamsheet"

    And "Why am I playing left back, FFS"

    Bart
     
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  9. Dorset

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    Here's your P45 Steve.
     
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  10. safc1978

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    Steve this is from Ellis its says Greggs are hiring
     
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  11. Sunderlad

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    Look if you hurry you can still catch the last bus.....
     
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  12. blackcatsteve

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    Niall "I am off to Korea soon to do some hard labour, and try to get some more cash into this club, **** knows how with the team languishing at the bottom of the League, you havnt made this easy for me, but i did manage to hypnotize Ellis, this is the words you have to say, if he looks angry say them, and he will become pleasent and keep you in the Job, In January, just say the words, name 3 players and they are yours"

    Bruce "Newcastle are Sh....., Come on Naill, you know I cant say that"

    Niall " you are ****ed then"
     
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  13. The Outlaw

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    "I have found that prayers work best...when you have good players"
     
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  14. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Nial: The receipt for the ties definatley says red and white, not pink.

    Bruce ::emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  16. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Steve, have you seen what your Amy sent me?
     
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  17. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    2.35 at Newbury's a bit of a pisser marra.

    Dead Man Walking is odds on.

    What ya reckon, should I stick a fiver on?
     
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  19. Disco

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    'No Steve, you turn the paper this way round. Then it's actual words you see...'
     
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  20. Shameless

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    <laugh> my winner!
     
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