BBC had a red button option for the ACON a couple of years back. They had alternative commentary from Bright and Ron the racist. It was excellent.... I know. Hard to believe.
Burley - how has the managed to form a career in this? His commentating is full of opinion and conjecture dressed up as absolute fact - to the point where he almost shouts down the microphone his opinions as absolute certainties, when he is so often wrong.
for me it changes depending on who is playing if england are playing they all seem to turn into cocks I realise you have to support your country but the bias is unbelieveable made worse by the fact that when say rooney for UTD does something the commentators will slate him if he is say playing against chelsea yet same thing against Gremnay and they cover it up
The scotch and the micks just want to hear some headcase screetching "you English bastards!" every time one of our players touches the ball. Anything less will not do.
Not true, most of us are just looking forward to the inevitable pumping oot on penalties and subsequent tears from grown men over a game.
Not true, I have equally as much distaste for the horrendous media build up of expectations as I do for the horrendous media belittlement of the team after they fail.
Yeah but you can't pish yourself laughing at media build-up/belittlement. Whereas you can have a laugh riot when Pearce/Waddle/Southgate/Lampard etc. miss their penalties.
The build up of 'England expects' then getting twatted on penalties is tradition. I would miss it if England weren't there. Also, Mick McCarthy: I can't make out half of what the dick says.
I think we may be spared penalties this year, we need to not lose to Ukraine in Ukraine in a game that Ukraine must win. I predict that we will successfully hold out until the 92nd minute.
Unless you've been on hunger strike recently, it would seem unlikely. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
Craig Burley - what a ****ing weapon I genuinely heard him discussing a roll n tottie scone during a game last season
