Mark Bright.
BBC had a red button option for the ACON a couple of years back. They had alternative commentary from Bright and Ron the racist. It was excellent.... I know. Hard to believe.
Mark Bright.
The scotch and the micks just want to hear some headcase screetching "you English bastards!" every time one of our players touches the ball. Anything less will not do.

Not true, most of us are just looking forward to the inevitable pumping oot on penalties and subsequent tears from grown men over a game.
Not true, I have equally as much distaste for the horrendous media build up of expectations as I do for the horrendous media belittlement of the team after they fail.
The build up of 'England expects' then getting twatted on penalties is tradition. I would miss it if England weren't there.
Also, Mick McCarthy: I can't make out half of what the dick says.
I was born in England Tarquin, can you milk me?