****ing horrible. Robbie Williams strutting around, gurning and wearing a red, leather, cheetah patterned suit.
Fat Ronaldo inexplicably came out and waved amongst dancers who looked like they'd been picked out of a dole queue and forced into costumes someone on acid had designed.
Putin did his best '36 Hitler impression. Russia is great welcome to the most hospitable country in the world nonsense. Bla bla.
Dire. Thank god it's over and the football is starting.
Wish I watched it now!
After hearing Bobby Williams was doing a turn I'd anticipated that it would have been a cheesefest!