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  1. Kent canary

    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    Why does Bungle wear pyjamas at night but nothing during the day?

    Why does Goofy live in a house but Pluto lives in a kennel?

    Why does Donald Duck wear a top but no trousers?

    Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone the opposite way around?
     
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    Kent canary, Mar 16, 2012
  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Why do you all keep asking these stupid bloody questions??
     
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    canary-dave, Mar 16, 2012
  3. VectisCanary

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    Why does the missus blab all the way through the football, yet bite your head off if you dare make the smallest sound during Eastenders?
     
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    VectisCanary, Mar 16, 2012
  4. eeore

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    Why are important parcels always delivered when you are naked or on the loo?
     
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    eeore, Mar 16, 2012
  5. ncgandy

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    Why does Upsy Daisy, much like Swords Hoopster, just have a vocabulary of four words?
     
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    ncgandy, Mar 16, 2012
  6. Dazz19

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    Which poses a second question, why does he wrap a towel round his waist after a bath when he doesn't wear trousers?
     
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    Dazz19, Mar 17, 2012
  7. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    Why do Ipswich fans want us to get relegated when they know what we'd do to them if we did?
     
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    Beefforhire-NCFC, Mar 17, 2012
  8. VectisCanary

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    Why not?
     
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    VectisCanary, Mar 17, 2012
  9. Rich44

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    Why has no one added sarcasm tags to HTML5?
     
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    Rich44, Mar 17, 2012
  10. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why does Beefy only ever write posts about Ipswich?
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 17, 2012

  11. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    Why is Johnny on the Norwich board saying i'm obsessed with Ipswich?

    <wiiiiiink>
     
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    Beefforhire-NCFC, Mar 17, 2012
  12. wellyblue

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    Why are Nodge gonna lose at Newcastle tomorrow?
     
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  13. KIO

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    So let me get this right, Norwich MIGHT lose to one of the biggest clubs in England tomorrow in THE PREMIER LEAGUE AWAY FROM HOME.
    And that, if it happens, it should be something that we should be ashamed of ?

    Welly, you really are a ****ing plank we'll be playing PREMIER LEAGUE football next season, while you'll still be struggling in the lower divisions <doh>
     
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    KIO, Mar 17, 2012
  14. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough but if you lose tomorrow you will get dragged closer to the mire and it will definately be squeaky bum time for you chaps. So much for the comfortable mid table finish! <laugh>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 17, 2012
  15. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    WHY can't a thread stay on topic?













    Talking of which, I never really liked them. I much preferred marathons as they were called back in the old days <laugh>
     
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    Resurgam, Mar 17, 2012
  16. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why does Norwich want to be like Ipswich?













    Because they want to finish in safe mid-table!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 17, 2012
  17. KIO

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    Why the fcuk would we want to be like a tinpot town in silly suffolk with no cathedrals Warky ? <laugh>
     
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    KIO, Mar 17, 2012
  18. wellyblue

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    Why do Nodge supporters have a "small club mentality"?
     
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    wellyblue, Mar 17, 2012
  19. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Welly, will you put your rod and line away!

    Bad boy! Bad,bad boy!

    <laugh>
     
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    canary-dave, Mar 17, 2012
  20. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    WHY hasn't this thread been copied on the Ipswich board, like so many others <laugh>
     
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