Why?

[Kent canary]

Why does Bungle wear pyjamas at night but nothing during the day?

Why does Goofy live in a house but Pluto lives in a kennel?

Why does Donald Duck wear a top but no trousers?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone the opposite way around?

 

[canary-dave]

Why do you all keep asking these stupid bloody questions??

 

[VectisCanary]

Why does the missus blab all the way through the football, yet bite your head off if you dare make the smallest sound during Eastenders?

 

[eeore]

Why are important parcels always delivered when you are naked or on the loo?

 

[ncgandy]

Why does Upsy Daisy, much like Swords Hoopster, just have a vocabulary of four words?

 

[Dazz19]

Why does Donald Duck wear a top but no trousers

Which poses a second question, why does he wrap a towel round his waist after a bath when he doesn't wear trousers?

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

Why do Ipswich fans want us to get relegated when they know what we'd do to them if we did?

 

[VectisCanary]

Why not?

 

[Rich44]

Why has no one added sarcasm tags to HTML5?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why does Beefy only ever write posts about Ipswich?

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

Why does Beefy only ever write posts about Ipswich?

Why is Johnny on the Norwich board saying i'm obsessed with Ipswich?

<wiiiiiink>

 

[wellyblue]

Why are Nodge gonna lose at Newcastle tomorrow?

 

[KIO]

Why are Nodge gonna lose at Newcastle tomorrow?

So let me get this right, Norwich MIGHT lose to one of the biggest clubs in England tomorrow in THE PREMIER LEAGUE AWAY FROM HOME.
And that, if it happens, it should be something that we should be ashamed of ?

Welly, you really are a ****ing plank we'll be playing PREMIER LEAGUE football next season, while you'll still be struggling in the lower divisions

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

So let me get this right, Norwich MIGHT lose to one of the biggest clubs in England tomorrow in THE PREMIER LEAGUE AWAY FROM HOME.
And that, if it happens, it should be something that we should be ashamed of ?

Welly, you really are a ****ing plank we'll be playing PREMIER LEAGUE football next season, while you'll still be struggling in the lower divisions

Fair enough but if you lose tomorrow you will get dragged closer to the mire and it will definately be squeaky bum time for you chaps. So much for the comfortable mid table finish!

 

[Resurgam]

WHY can't a thread stay on topic?













Talking of which, I never really liked them. I much preferred marathons as they were called back in the old days

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why does Norwich want to be like Ipswich?













Because they want to finish in safe mid-table!

 

[KIO]

Why does Norwich want to be like Ipswich?













Because they want to finish in safe mid-table!

Why the fcuk would we want to be like a tinpot town in silly suffolk with no cathedrals Warky ?

 

[wellyblue]

So let me get this right, Norwich MIGHT lose to one of the biggest clubs in England tomorrow in THE PREMIER LEAGUE AWAY FROM HOME.
And that, if it happens, it should be something that we should be ashamed of ?

Why do Nodge supporters have a "small club mentality"?

 

[canary-dave]

Why do Nodge supporters have a "small club mentality"?

Welly, will you put your rod and line away!

Bad boy! Bad,bad boy!

 

[Resurgam]

WHY hasn't this thread been copied on the Ipswich board, like so many others