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  1. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Why does a woman marry you for what you are, then spend the rest of her life trying to change you?
     
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    canary-dave, Mar 16, 2012
  2. canary_max

    canary_max Well-Known Member

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    Why does the weekend go fast compared the working week?
     
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    canary_max, Mar 16, 2012
  3. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why is Dave so tight with his malt?
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  4. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    Why is the dress you say you like her in the least, always the one that the missus likes the most?
     
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    Guru of Ipswich, Mar 16, 2012
  5. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why does your missus always end up with the first thing she tries on after going round 15 other ****ing clothes shops!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  6. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    why is it ok for a bloke to walk down the high street topless in the summer, but not a woman?
     
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    Guru of Ipswich, Mar 16, 2012
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    Why is my secretary's period late?
     
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    ncgandy, Mar 16, 2012
  8. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <whistle>

    Why was she using a dicktaphone in the first place!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  9. Dazz19

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    Why is hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia the fear of long words?
     
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    Dazz19, Mar 16, 2012
  10. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    why when a woman ask 'do i look fat in this' not like the answer when you say they do?
     
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    Guru of Ipswich, Mar 16, 2012

  11. Dangerous Marsupial

    Dangerous Marsupial Well-Known Member

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    He doesn't think it's for him - he probably doesn't think anything! He is barking (I'm assuming that is the problem anyway) because when he thinks there is a threat, thousands of years of evolution by natural selection have made that his behaviour - who knows maybe in a few more thousand years dogs will evolve not to bark everytime the door goes.

    Maybe a little heavily answered but you shouldn't attribute human emotions to animals.
     
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    Dangerous Marsupial, Mar 16, 2012
  12. Carra_Rud

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    Why have I had this pissing cold for 3 months?
     
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    Carra_Rud, Mar 16, 2012
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    Why is there only one monopolies commission?
     
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    monarch, Mar 16, 2012
  14. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Why did my Dad once tell me that condoms don't bloody work...!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  15. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    why did the chicken cross the road?
     
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  16. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    For some paltry reason!

    ;)
     
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    canary-dave, Mar 16, 2012
  17. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
     
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    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Mar 16, 2012
  18. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why... Why... Why!... DELIA!!!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  19. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner Well-Known Member

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    why don't we do it in the road?

    No-one will be watching us why don't we do it in the road?
     
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    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Mar 16, 2012
  20. Kent canary

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    Why does the sun go on shining?
    Why does the sea rush to shore?
     
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