Why?

[Resurgam]

Here's your starters folks.

WHY is there an S in lisp?

WHY is a wrong number never engaged?

WHY when the doorbell rings, does the dog think it's for him?

 

[Phuketcanary]

WHY is there an S in lisp?

good point! Why's dyslexia so hard to spell?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why are there 10,000 Spoons when all you need is a knife!

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

A wrong number is never engaged as you only realise it's a wrong number when someone has answered the phone.

The "s" in lisp is just cruelty

Dogs just have a high opinion of their own importance

Next.....

 

[canary-dave]

Why is it called an occasional table? What does it do for the rest of the time?

 

[Phuketcanary]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

[Phuketcanary]

Why is it called an occasional table? What does it do for the rest of the time?

a stool for fat people?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why is a door a jar?

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

 

[Phuketcanary]

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

 

[KIO]

WHY do fools fall in love ?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why is why spelt why?

 

[KIO]

Why is the 'best before' date on every packet of crisps always a Saturday ?

 

[KIO]

Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube ?

 

[redruthyella]

Why are they Y fronts.

Why is big such a small word and infinitesimal such a big one.

 

[Carra_Rud]

Why do traffic lights always go red when you're in a hurry, but stay green when you have loads of time?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why does Carra keep banging on about the past?

Why does buttered toast always land on the buttered side?

Why does vomit always contain carrots?

 

[Carra_Rud]

Why has this thread not been copied and put on the 1p5wich board, just like every other one on here?

 

[KIO]

Why do you always join a traffic jam at the end of the queue ?

 

[KIO]

Why is Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter ?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why does your missus always know the answer before she asks you the question?