Where is Elfs

[The Punter’s Pal]

@Clb74

I am sad to have to report that we have a “Welsher” amongst our 15.5 members.

Yesterday @The mighty Elfsborg asked me to put his “Saturday South London Treble” on my betting account for him, as the bookies are closed during lockdown.

Taking pity on the poor little bloke, and knowing he could not afford £10 for the match stream yesterday and is using a Salvation Army food bank, I agreed. Elfs wept with joy, and assured me that he would transfer the £5 stake “immediately”.

As you can see, I kept my promise and placed his (losing) bet. 24 hours later, and the pint sized Welsher has still not coughed up

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[ElfsborgAddick]

@Clb74

I am sad to have to report that we have a “Welsher” amongst our 15.5 members.

Yesterday @The mighty Elfsborg asked me to put his “Saturday South London Treble” on my betting account for him, as the bookies are closed during lockdown.

Taking pity on the poor little bloke, and knowing he could not afford £10 for the match stream yesterday and is using a Salvation Army food bank, I agreed. Elfs wept with joy, and assured me that he would transfer the £5 stake “immediately”.

As you can see, I kept my promise and placed his (losing) bet. 24 hours later, and the pint sized Welsher has still not coughed up

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Aha, stick it on the slate(Dave), or try and catch me in Norman Park now and I'll pay....£4

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

Good morning @lardiman

I have just consulted the Rules of 606 Membership.

Paragraph 6, sub section 4 clearly states-

“ No skint Midget shall borrow money off another esteemed member for the purposes of gambling without facing the ultimate sanction - a life time ban from
606”

This surely applies to @The mighty Elfsborg

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

This is going from bad to worse @Clb74

@The mighty Elfsborg has now texted me, and asked me to meet him in the woods at Norman Park (where I believe he is currently dogging) if I want the fiver that I am owed.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

This is going from bad to worse @Clb74

@The mighty Elfsborg has now texted me, and asked me to meet him in the woods at Norman Park (where I believe he is currently dogging) if I want the fiver that I am owed.

Don't have the energy for that nonsense.

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

Don't have the energy for that nonsense.

It doesn’t take much energy to transfer my fiver.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

It doesn’t take much energy to transfer my fiver.

You need the exercise Porky, come and get it.

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

You need the exercise Porky, come and get it.

Ha ha ha ....your daily weight joke, it’s not me who looks like a hamster who got stuck in a tumble drier

 

[The Pub Landlord]

Last chance until next Christmas

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[Smudger603]

Last chance until next Christmas

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And the dear is saying “was that it!”

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Last chance until next Christmas

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Mr Landlord, may your next poo be a hedgehog.

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

Thanks for your DMs today everyone, expressing outrage that we have a Welsher in our midst on 606.

@Clb74

Here is the latest...

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[The Punter’s Pal]

@Clb74

He is still refusing to cough up.

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[ElfsborgAddick]

What Dr Kojak has not said is that I am giving him 5% of any of my winnings.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

@Clb74

He is still refusing to cough up.

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These messsges cost 10p each on his pay as you go contract.

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

These messsges cost 10p each on his pay as you go contract.

Would you like 606 Members to club together for a food parcel for you ? @AllHellLetLoose can provide some dog food and @ForestHillBilly some home brew to wash it down.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Would you like 606 Members to club together for a food parcel for you ? @AllHellLetLoose can provide some dog food and @ForestHillBilly some home brew to wash it down.

No need Dr Kojak, foodbank are delivering tomorrow.

 

[Dick Plumb1]

I do a range of homemade pickled onions. I have made 8 Kg so there is plenty to go around.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

I do a range of homemade pickled onions. I have made 8 Kg so there is plenty to go around.

That'll sort my bowels out.

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

I do a range of homemade pickled onions. I have made 8 Kg so there is plenty to go around.

Is there no end to your talents ?