Where is Elfs

Are you having trouble sleeping ?

 

No.
I ended up having a nightmare, you were in it and I needed a poo.

 

Slightly off topic but where is TC ? He’s gone missing since our take over and our winning streak started - and now their unbeaten home run ended there’s a deathly silence?

 

F*** him, may both runs continue

 

Bump - Still very quiet

 

He couldn't raise the bail. No wifi in Belmarsh.

 

Is the wee man OK? He has been a bit conspicuous by his absence this week.

 

Got told off by @Appalling Rug

 

He has no clout anymore? and you took no notice of him when he did ffs ?

 

Elfs has been poorly for a while, I expect he's taking things a bit easy at the moment.
And these are times that are trying all of us in different ways.

I expect Elfs will be back in full effect before long, when better times return - which they certainly will, and within a few months I reckon

 

I was worried that he might have been captured by goblins at Halloween, but they would probably have sent him back by now.

 

Dear oh dear.

 

Elfs where are you? Counting your windfall ?

 

@Clb74 and I both know him personally (unfortunately).

Elfs is the only bloke on Earth who puts £20 behind the bar at the start of the evening ....and tells the barmaid he wants £19 back at the end of the evening.

#tight

 

At least I pay my bets on time.

 

Chippy gave you £20 to give me up at Accrington & you deducted £1 from it.

Seeing you sway up to me at Accrington Station was the worst moment of my life.

 

Squirrel tax.

 

@Smudger603

This is the text he has just sent me as you can see from the name at the top - it is genuine.
He’s just had this brass, and is now In A&E with crush injuries.