Where is Elfs

@Clb74

I am sad to have to report that we have a “Welsher” amongst our 15.5 members.

Yesterday @The mighty Elfsborg asked me to put his “Saturday South London Treble” on my betting account for him, as the bookies are closed during lockdown.

Taking pity on the poor little bloke, and knowing he could not afford £10 for the match stream yesterday and is using a Salvation Army food bank, I agreed. Elfs wept with joy, and assured me that he would transfer the £5 stake “immediately”.

As you can see, I kept my promise and placed his (losing) bet. 24 hours later, and the pint sized Welsher has still not coughed up

 

Aha, stick it on the slate(Dave), or try and catch me in Norman Park now and I'll pay....£4

 

Good morning @lardiman

I have just consulted the Rules of 606 Membership.

Paragraph 6, sub section 4 clearly states-

“ No skint Midget shall borrow money off another esteemed member for the purposes of gambling without facing the ultimate sanction - a life time ban from
606”

This surely applies to @The mighty Elfsborg

 

This is going from bad to worse @Clb74

@The mighty Elfsborg has now texted me, and asked me to meet him in the woods at Norman Park (where I believe he is currently dogging) if I want the fiver that I am owed.

 

Don't have the energy for that nonsense.

 

It doesn’t take much energy to transfer my fiver.

 

You need the exercise Porky, come and get it.

 

Ha ha ha ....your daily weight joke, it’s not me who looks like a hamster who got stuck in a tumble drier

 

Last chance until next Christmas

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And the dear is saying “was that it!”

 

Mr Landlord, may your next poo be a hedgehog.

 

Thanks for your DMs today everyone, expressing outrage that we have a Welsher in our midst on 606.

@Clb74

Here is the latest...

 

@Clb74

He is still refusing to cough up.

 

What Dr Kojak has not said is that I am giving him 5% of any of my winnings.

 

These messsges cost 10p each on his pay as you go contract.

 

Would you like 606 Members to club together for a food parcel for you ? @AllHellLetLoose can provide some dog food and @ForestHillBilly some home brew to wash it down.

 

No need Dr Kojak, foodbank are delivering tomorrow.

 

I do a range of homemade pickled onions. I have made 8 Kg so there is plenty to go around.

 

That'll sort my bowels out.

 

Is there no end to your talents ?