What's The Longest............

[DevAdvocate]

When you were in the army?

You were in the army weren't you?

Pull up a sandbag and i'll regale you with some tales of derring do and some of derring don't.

 

[DevAdvocate]

No backpacking in Asia, or tenting up at a festival, or sleeping on some random Spanish guy's floor during a European away day?

Sometimes you need to get dirty.

Dirty boy, in your bed, in your bed.

 

[greenhenky]

.............that you have gone without a proper wash, shower or bath.

I shower every day as I am particular about cleanliness.

What say you all?

Must be at least once your carer has forgot about you? I hear some of these homes can be quite brutal at times.

 

[BrAdY]

.............that you have gone without a proper wash, shower or bath.

I shower every day as I am particular about cleanliness.

What say you all?

Must be at least once your carer has forgot about you? I hear some of these homes can be quite brutal at times.

 

[Mick]

One of my favourite solutions for showerless trips is baby wipes. They come with some sort of anti-bacterial ingredient in that moisture which completely kills any smell with a few wipes - and you can take them as hand luggage on a plane. See, you've all learned something today.

 

[Tina.]

Baby wipes are good for wiping yer fanny n pits in the morning, if you've no time for a shower.

 

[BrAdY]

Baby wipes are good for wiping yer fanny n pits in the morning, if you've no time for a shower.

Tell us more

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Must be at least once your carer has forgot about you? I hear some of these homes can be quite brutal at times.

You seem to be well informed.

Lights out.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

3 weeks . Early January 1991 .

 

[Gambol]

Shower every morning.

Shower again in the evening if am goin oot.

I thot everybody did that?

 

[Commachio]

Whilst i wash often, my knob is still ridden with cheese..

I find the best option, is to pay some whoooore to lick it clean, but it's expensive.....maybe a **** and baby wipes are the way forward.