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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    .............that you have gone without a proper wash, shower or bath.

    I shower every day as I am particular about cleanliness.

    What say you all?
     
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  2. BrAdY

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    What a perverted ***** thread

    Using us for your sexual fantasies
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I know but your secret is safe with me be assured.
     
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  4. Toby

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    About 14 months <ok>

    But my jeans, at least 2 years if not longer.
     
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  5. BrAdY

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    I'm currently on 3 days without a wash <ok>
     
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  6. Mick

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    Why didn't you give us a proper answer to your own question if you expect a proper response, surely you haven't showered every day of your adult life? If you have, you're a bore.

    I can think of several scenarios in the last few years alone where I haven't had access to a shower for 3 or 4 days. At one point, even with access to a shower, I used to go for a swim in the sea most mornings to combine a bit of exercise with a bath. If it was good enough for humanity 100,000 years before mass marketed bathing products, it's good enough for me now.
     
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  7. BrAdY

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    You tell him mick

    Longest I have gone is 13 days

    Never itched so much
     
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    Quite but I'm not a Tim. I have showered every single day since the age of 10.
     
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    You've never been anywhere that didn't have a shower, no even a Caravan holiday in Cornwall? No wonder yer threads are ****e.
     
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  10. BrAdY

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    He's a boring bastard who listens to the archers on repeat all day
     
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    I always ensure wherever I displace myself there are adequate showering facilities available.

    It is essential to my requirements.
     
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    Completely agree with this - couldn't function without a shower at least once a day.
     
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    You agreeing with the ***** too much receny
     
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    Quite so Dan.

    Some of us have standards.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The longest i've gone is 2 weeks without a bath, shower or a good wash. I shaved nearly every day with cold water though.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    When you were in the army?

    You were in the army weren't you?
     
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  17. Mick

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    No backpacking in Asia, or tenting up at a festival, or sleeping on some random Spanish guy's floor during a European away day?

    Sometimes you need to get dirty.
     
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  18. BrAdY

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    He probably laced his penis up with bleach before intercourse

    the ocd obsessed man
     
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