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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pull up a sandbag and i'll regale you with some tales of derring do and some of derring don't.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Dirty boy, in your bed, in your bed.
     
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  3. greenhenky

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    Must be at least once your carer has forgot about you? I hear some of these homes can be quite brutal at times.
     
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  4. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    One of my favourite solutions for showerless trips is baby wipes. They come with some sort of anti-bacterial ingredient in that moisture which completely kills any smell with a few wipes - and you can take them as hand luggage on a plane. See, you've all learned something today.
     
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Baby wipes are good for wiping yer fanny n pits in the morning, if you've no time for a shower.
     
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  7. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    Tell us more
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You seem to be well informed.

    Lights out.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    3 weeks . Early January 1991 .
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shower every morning.

    Shower again in the evening if am goin oot.

    I thot everybody did that?
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Whilst i wash often, my knob is still ridden with cheese..

    I find the best option, is to pay some whoooore to lick it clean, but it's expensive.....maybe a **** and baby wipes are the way forward.
     
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