Off Topic what winds you up?

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mackemwelder said:
Aye, boils my piss too. Or ignorant ****s who come and stand next to you talking through their headphones, probably only listening to the speaking clock but pretending to be discussing business.
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Some dont need phones they are that loud they put a town crier to shame.

AYE PET IVE BEEN TO BOOTS AND GOT YA FANNY PADS. SIX ****ING PUND TWENTY.

CAN YA NOT JUST USE A TEA TOWEL.


Tell the world ya ****s.
 
Pavements covered in chewing gum. As it's a small thing that's in your mouth, hardly an inconvenience to carry until you get to a bin or home. Then have you seen how much there is actually within reaching distance of a bin.
 
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Cyclists who think it's necessary to have a 10 billion candle light FLASHING bulb on the front and back of their bike, you stupid, stupid, thick, moronic, tyre-fodder, you're much more likely to be run over by me if I can't see the road because of your stupid light.
 
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Bono, I'd love to shovel his face into a coma. I hate him. I still can' get over that iTunes stunt he pulled.
 
Cyclists in general
Caravans
Invalid carriages, round here they stick an orange flashing light on like the farmers do and drive them along the roads .....bonkers.
Tractors
Wagon drivers,who overtake other wagons on a dual carriageway cause they are doing 2 miles an hour more, they take a mile to get past.
Mothers who have them baby on board signs in the back window blocking their rear view, who gives a sh.t who you've got in the car with you FFS.
That'll do for now.
 
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the slut who lives on the top floor of my building; slamming doors, barking dog ruining the landscaping with acidic piss, loud-as-**** conversations on speakerphone in the hallway, and all her boyfriends who seem to go out of their way to not use a parking bay and then act like i'm in the wrong for asking that none of this happens.

asshole road users who don't know how to use fast lanes and slip roads.

my ****ing employer who never pays me on time, is constantly incommunicado, expects everything done yesterday, thinks mind-reading is a thing, and blames everyone for his failings but himself, the ignorant ****.

politicians who act like they know how the real world works and understand the plight of the everyman. you don't have a ****ing scooby you snot nosed ****s.

wor lass when she doesn't use common sense or doesn't listen.
 
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yeah get it all off ya chests lads.
Hate my boss with a passion, doesn't know who the **** i am till he wants something, cnut!
Think we all hate bad drivers, seem to be able to pass their tests then forget what they learned, ****ing dimwits.
Don't hate all cyclists, just those cnuts that feel they have the right to cycle in the middle of the road and be oblivious to everything else going on around them, wouldn't be so bad if they paid road tax and insurances.
 
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crumble bungle said:
yeah get it all off ya chests lads.
Hate my boss with a passion, doesn't know who the **** i am till he wants something, cnut!
Think we all hate bad drivers, seem to be able to pass their tests then forget what they learned, ****ing dimwits.
Don't hate all cyclists, just those cnuts that feel they have the right to cycle in the middle of the road and be oblivious to everything else going on around them, wouldn't be so bad if they paid road tax and insurances.
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There's no such thing as 'road tax' any more, conveniently, for the cyclists. It's vehicle excise duty now.

Don't forget, if you run over a cyclist, take his helmet as most of them wear cameras attached to their helmets now <ok>
 
Despicable_Tel said:
There's no such thing as 'road tax' any more, conveniently, for the cyclists. It's vehicle excise duty now.

Don't forget, if you run over a cyclist, take his helmet as most of them wear cameras attached to their helmets now <ok>
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Seen a couple of cyclists with 2 cameras, 1 pointing forward and the other pointing behind them. paranoid or what?
 
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