Off Topic what winds you up?

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Despicable_Tel said:
There's no such thing as 'road tax' any more, conveniently, for the cyclists. It's vehicle excise duty now.

Don't forget, if you run over a cyclist, take his helmet as most of them wear cameras attached to their helmets now <ok>
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Agree, some cyclists pay nothing for road use, buy like me there is an argument that when I'm cycling, the car is at home and not using the road which I have already paid for.
 
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grandpops said:
Wide people who walk side by side and take up all the pavement so you have to go into the road to get past. Walk at a speed of about 2 miles a week.

Queue jumpers.

People who ask questions & don`t listen to the answers.

Foul mouthed chav mothers effing and blinding at little kids.

People who have opinions but without the intellect to substantiate or debate. e.g.
q. Why do you say it`s wrong/green/up/left/nonsense (or whatever)?
a. `cos it is.
q. yes, but why?
a. It just is.
**** off.[/QUOTE
Same people
''somebody should do something''
Q. who ?
a. well somebody
Q who is that ?
a. you know, somebody
Q. no I don't know, that's why I'm asking you who ?
Q. well this person(s) What shall they do ?
a something
Q but what ?
a something to sort it out
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Look north , totally biased towards Newcastle. This sentence from the mags 'Shearer never had enough time'. Er yes he did he was just useless, the worst manager ever in the league and took a million quid for it as well. People eating crisps, people who do that loud noise while swalowling their snot back down, people who laugh at mrs browns boys (comedy for the backward). Whitney Houston, david Cameron, the Clash pretending to be working class when Strummer was a public schoolboy son f a diplomat from a very wealthy family. Kevin kilbane talking about nothing for ages. The referee Roger East what kind of referreing was that versus west brom, the worst bit for me was stopping the game to allow gardner to put his boot back on. Wabhi Kazri keep getting substituted when he plqays well. Our fans having a go at cattermole even when he is playing well like against west brom. TV adverts going on for ever like six or seven minutes. Pele , the most boring man ever.
 
grandpops said:
Wide people who walk side by side and take up all the pavement so you have to go into the road to get past. Walk at a speed of about 2 miles a week.

Queue jumpers.

People who ask questions & don`t listen to the answers.

Foul mouthed chav mothers effing and blinding at little kids.

People who have opinions but without the intellect to substantiate or debate. e.g.
q. Why do you say it`s wrong/green/up/left/nonsense (or whatever)?
a. `cos it is.
q. yes, but why?
a. It just is.
**** off.
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Same people....
''somebody should do something''
Q. who should do something ?
a. somebody.
Q. yes, but who is that ?
a. you know, somebody
Q. no, I don't know, that's why I'm asking you, who?
Q. this person(s) what should they do ?
a. well something....
Q. what something ?
a. well something to sort it
 
gelders pie said:
Same people....
''somebody should do something''
Q. who should do something ?
a. somebody.
Q. yes, but who is that ?
a. you know, somebody
Q. no, I don't know, that's why I'm asking you, who?
Q. this person(s) what should they do ?
a. well something....
Q. what something ?
a. well something to sort it
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I dunno. Not my job. (and wanders off) aaaaaargh<grr>
 
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Cars shoukd have blades stuck out their
gelders pie said:
Agree, some cyclists pay nothing for road use, buy like me there is an argument that when I'm cycling, the car is at home and not using the road which I have already paid for.
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Pay twice you git like I have to for having two motors.<laugh>
 
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Blame it on Eboué said:
the slut who lives on the top floor of my building; slamming doors, barking dog ruining the landscaping with acidic piss, loud-as-**** conversations on speakerphone in the hallway, and all her boyfriends who seem to go out of their way to not use a parking bay and then act like i'm in the wrong for asking that none of this happens.

asshole road users who don't know how to use fast lanes and slip roads.

my ****ing employer who never pays me on time, is constantly incommunicado, expects everything done yesterday, thinks mind-reading is a thing, and blames everyone for his failings but himself, the ignorant ****.

politicians who act like they know how the real world works and understand the plight of the everyman. you don't have a ****ing scooby you snot nosed ****s.

wor lass when she doesn't use common sense or doesn't listen.
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<laugh>.


Anyway about this neighbour. Details.
 
The door bell rings when you've got a stiffy on.
Answering the door with your overcoat on.
I can understand combining the two though..
 
When you get told on a train "You are now travelling at 125 mph."
Mallard did 126 EIGHTY FRIGGIN' YEARS AGO!
 
The Relic said:
The door bell rings when you've got a stiffy on.
Answering the door with your overcoat on.
I can understand combining the two though..
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You've been watching The Good Life again havnt ya?

Penelope Keith or Felicity Kendall?
 
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