Off Topic what winds you up?
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****ing material man. Not as good as Robins Nest mind.
Bet you werean upstairs downstairs fan.
alright face i suppose. mousey blonde. bit stocky but not fat. a deceptive fat-lass rack (can't tell how they'd look unleashed). I'll try and get you a candid shot or two comm....
Anyway about this neighbour. Details.
I've just had a text...
"Hi everybody this is my new number hope you're all ok"
Love AJ.
y'nah, a bit broad across the shoulders. not manly tho.
i'd probably buck it, but i'd be rabbit punching her while i did, the inconsiderate bitch. slammed her front door 3 times in 30 seconds this morning while i was hiding from the day.
No sympathy, don't **** around with snakes is the moral of the story.
If you insist on ****ing with snakes, at least use one that is relatively harmless.
Not the best idea in the world to **** around with a king cobra. Them ****s are massive and pure evil.
If somebody said there was 20 boxes, 19 of them had £100k in and 1 of them had a king cobra in, how many would you put your hand in to grab the 'prize'?
You'd convince yourself that the snake is in whichever box you went for, I doubt you'd be able to push your hand into the box, knowing full well that it could be the last thing you ever do, or at least the last time you ever use your arm, if you make the wrong choice.
Ive seen loads of king cobras. They are proper scary. And im not usually bothered by snakes but thwy are a different ball game.
The death part wouldn't bother me as much as the excruciating pain part, apparently it's one of the most painful ways to die.
Up to 5 metres long. Plus they only eat other snakes. That tells you a lot about them.
Plus in that story why wasnt it de fanged?
****ing dead loony bint.
Because, in certain parts of the world, they think they 'connect with the animal'... they don't, the animal will connect it's fangs in your face and your head will need to be surgically removed to save your life.
I watched a show the other day, the Crocodile Hunter, not the Steve Irwin one, some new bloke who finds them... some mad tribe, I think in the Amazon, just letting their kids swim in the lake, because the Crocodile 'protects' them... nay pal, when he's hungry yo' kids gon be lunch mutherfucker.
lad sitting next to me is munching a bag of crisps, i think he must have teeth like granite as it sounds like he is crunching ****ing stones the noisy twat.