lad sitting next to me is munching a bag of crisps, i think he must have teeth like granite as it sounds like he is crunching ****ing stones the noisy twat.
Ask him for some to put in your sarnies.
What is todays culinary delight?
lad sitting next to me is munching a bag of crisps, i think he must have teeth like granite as it sounds like he is crunching ****ing stones the noisy twat.
i made some boiled eggs with ham (off the bone, real ham) in wholemeal buns.Ask him for some to put in your sarnies.
What is todays culinary delight?
i made some boiled eggs with ham (off the bone, real ham) in wholemeal buns.
love it but cant find any decent stuff down here, usually have to wait till my trip oop norf to get my fix.Ok better than your usual standards. Some pease pudding would go lovely.
If you like pease pudding that is.
If somebody said there was 20 boxes, 19 of them had £100k in and 1 of them had a king cobra in, how many would you put your hand in to grab the 'prize'?
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I'd send my *****ose in to find the money.
Peas pudding.
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I like the episode where felicity's bare tits are flopping about.You've been watching The Good Life again havnt ya?
Penelope Keith or Felicity Kendall?

****ing material man. Not as good as Robins Nest mind.
Bet you werean upstairs downstairs fan.
The New World Order.I've got a new phone and I wanted a photo of some aged wood panels for my background on the app/home screen whatever it's called. Every app or site that I've found that has a pic I want to save asks me, when I try it to save the pic, if it's ok if I'll allow them access to my photos.
Now this sounds innocent enough and it's the only way to be able to save these pictures. However a bit of research has revealed that what it means is that whoever owns the app or site has the legal right to look at any photos I have saved on my phone and share them with whoever the **** they feel like.
Now I've recently had a baby daughter (well my wife has) and I've got a load of photos of her on my phone, in several of them she's in the nude in the bath etc and it turns my stomach to think that if I'd clicked on 'yes' to 'allow this app access to photos' then strangers all across the world who run the apps/sites can access these photos and save them and share them as if they were their own.
What the ****. I hope I'm not the only one who knows about it.
The New World Order.
Sucks. Most people don't even pay attention. Privacy is a thing of the past.
No your not its frightening - people put pics of the kids/grandkids on these social media sites and also allow access on their phones. Always remember those photos may be held in "the cloud" which in effect means they are held on a machine elsewhere - and remember some of these countries don't even have data protection laws.I've got a new phone and I wanted a photo of some aged wood panels for my background on the app/home screen whatever it's called. Every app or site that I've found that has a pic I want to save asks me, when I try it to save the pic, if it's ok if I'll allow them access to my photos.
Now this sounds innocent enough and it's the only way to be able to save these pictures. However a bit of research has revealed that what it means is that whoever owns the app or site has the legal right to look at any photos I have saved on my phone and share them with whoever the **** they feel like.
Now I've recently had a baby daughter (well my wife has) and I've got a load of photos of her on my phone, in several of them she's in the nude in the bath etc and it turns my stomach to think that if I'd clicked on 'yes' to 'allow this app access to photos' then strangers all across the world who run the apps/sites can access these photos and save them and share them as if they were their own.
What the ****. I hope I'm not the only one who knows about it.
No your not its frightening - people put pics of the kids/grandkids on these social media sites and also allow access on their phones. Always remember those photos may be held in "the cloud" which in effect means they are held on a machine elsewhere - and remember some of these countries don't even have data protection laws.
Arsenal. Have a shot for gods sake you bunch of foppish dandies. Nobody is impressed with you trying to play 67 passes in front of goal.
You won't be saying that on Sunday.