Look at it? You’re deluded son. You’d probably burn a salad.
There’s a salad in the same pic, mate.
Look at it? You’re deluded son. You’d probably burn a salad.
No balsamic vinegar around or on the salad and no jus by the fish, these greenhorns need a tough awakening like.Actually for you, that's a pretty good effort. A few tomatoes would have finished that off a treat.
And you would know.Ginge chatting utter **** I see.
Burnt ffs![]()

No balsamic vinegar around or on the salad and no jus by the fish, these greenhorns need a tough awakening like.![]()
Fooking hobby cooks irritate me at times, you have a salmon steak, drop it in a hot cast iron skillet and hold it down for 20 seconds to stop the ****er curling up then cook till the steak goes slightly whitish pink turn over for 15- 20 secs no more. Pretty ****ing basic.
Like you’d know, what have you posted? Clearly don’t have the stones.You must log in or register to see images
Like you’d know, what have you posted? Clearly don’t have the stones.
Sure, many ways but pan fry...you watch it. Everything on that plate could be done in seconds after but if not fast enough before. Yes I realise they’re hobby cooks but don’t criticise like egos Ronay when you know feck all like.I think Sucky made a good effort.
I would do salmon one of two ways, either in a pan, gently frying each side, until golden brown (breaks out into song)....or if i want it more melt in the mouth, I'd cook it in the oven, in foil, with a little drizzle of olive oil.
He we go, fat bloated ponce checks his watch ooh past my bed time... grow a pair captured bird, one day you’ll fly!A bit rude. I only posted a gif.
*checks time in Thailand*
*oh just standard*
Not stock pictures btw Skidstain
He we go, fat bloated ponce checks his watch ooh past my bed time... grow a pair captured bird, one day you’ll fly!
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We only ave you’re word for that Mr flabby.Just referencing your standard, pissed up behaviour around this time Skiddy.
I’m not fat btw droopy tits.
We only ave you’re word for that Mr flabby.
Yeah, gets a bit precious at times by those who won’t or can’t put up but slag everybody else off... Love it
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Lol, sad comeback mate get your kindred spirit Tubby to pen a few witty linesTrue, you do.
Whereas, your fat, droopy, man tits are a matter of record.

I forgot em in the 1st picActually for you, that's a pretty good effort. A few tomatoes would have finished that off a treat.
There’s a salad in the same pic, mate.
now that's a burn ginge