What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

There’s a salad in the same pic, mate.

 

No balsamic vinegar around or on the salad and no jus by the fish, these greenhorns need a tough awakening like.

 

And you would know.

 

I think Sucky made a good effort.

I would do salmon one of two ways, either in a pan, gently frying each side, until golden brown (breaks out into song)....or if i want it more melt in the mouth, I'd cook it in the oven, in foil, with a little drizzle of olive oil.

 

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Like you’d know, what have you posted? Clearly don’t have the stones.

 

A bit rude. I only posted a gif.

*checks time in Thailand*

*oh just standard*

Not stock pictures btw Skidstain

 

Sure, many ways but pan fry...you watch it. Everything on that plate could be done in seconds after but if not fast enough before. Yes I realise they’re hobby cooks but don’t criticise like egos Ronay when you know feck all like.

 

He we go, fat bloated ponce checks his watch ooh past my bed time... grow a pair captured bird, one day you’ll fly!
#tweettweet

 

Anyone cooking beef tonight?

 

Just referencing your standard, pissed up behaviour around this time Skiddy.

I’m not fat btw droopy tits.

 

Personally I think those that don’t put up should save on greenhouse emissions .

 

We only ave you’re word for that Mr flabby.

 

#bestthreadever

 

Too many pixels yeah?

 

True, you do.

Whereas, your fat, droopy, man tits are a matter of record.

 

Yeah, gets a bit precious at times by those who won’t or can’t put up but slag everybody else off... Love it

 

Lol, sad comeback mate get your kindred spirit Tubby to pen a few witty lines

 

I forgot em in the 1st pic

 

now that's a burn ginge