What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

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Skylarker said:
How did you get banned from the Chinese?

I got chased out a kebab shop by some nutter with the meat slicer once.
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I may have been slightly rude to the man behind the counter..

He was **** at maths, went to a catholic school and I enquiries whether he spent more time being bummed by priests than learning..

Can’t think why he doesn’t want me back in there.
 
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It’s no great loss. Chinese food from there gives me nightmares.

Woke up at 4am having been having a nightmare that my house was haunted by the ghost corpse of Kenneth Williams.

Woke up at the point his rotting face appeared behind my head and said ‘ooh matron’

I consequently woke up feeling weird to then hear the sound of bin getting knocked over in the kitchen. Went downstairs assuming it would be the dog going through the bin.. she was asleep.. I then start expecting Kenneth Williams to jump out at me.
 
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Sweats. said:
It’s no great loss. Chinese food from there gives me nightmares.

Woke up at 4am having been having a nightmare that my house was haunted by the ghost corpse of Kenneth Williams.

Woke up at the point his rotting face appeared behind my head and said ‘ooh matron’

I consequently woke up feeling weird to then hear the sound of bin getting knocked over in the kitchen. Went downstairs assuming it would be the dog going through the bin.. she was asleep.. I then start expecting Kenneth Williams to jump out at me.
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Did he?....!
 
Sweats. said:
It’s no great loss. Chinese food from there gives me nightmares.

Woke up at 4am having been having a nightmare that my house was haunted by the ghost corpse of Kenneth Williams.

Woke up at the point his rotting face appeared behind my head and said ‘ooh matron’

I consequently woke up feeling weird to then hear the sound of bin getting knocked over in the kitchen. Went downstairs assuming it would be the dog going through the bin.. she was asleep.. I then start expecting Kenneth Williams to jump out at me.
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Aye, I'd blame the Chinese food also. Honest
 
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