What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I chucked a kebab at his head as it was too greasy....and I was a pissed up nob.

 

Oh right. We got chased for about 400-500 yds by this mad ****er with a cleaver.

 

Are you Dave Courtney...?

 

I may have been slightly rude to the man behind the counter..

He was **** at maths, went to a catholic school and I enquiries whether he spent more time being bummed by priests than learning..

Can’t think why he doesn’t want me back in there.

 

nicely done!

 

It’s no great loss. Chinese food from there gives me nightmares.

Woke up at 4am having been having a nightmare that my house was haunted by the ghost corpse of Kenneth Williams.

Woke up at the point his rotting face appeared behind my head and said ‘ooh matron’

I consequently woke up feeling weird to then hear the sound of bin getting knocked over in the kitchen. Went downstairs assuming it would be the dog going through the bin.. she was asleep.. I then start expecting Kenneth Williams to jump out at me.

 

Did he?....!

 

Alas not.

 

No mate.. he's a dickhead

 

Aye, I'd blame the Chinese food also. Honest

 

Ham egg and chips..

 

Duck egg omelette with red chilli, cabbage stir fried in oyster & fish sauce.

 

That don't sound good!

 

Why not, what else would you make an omelette with?

 

None of that.

 

Hmm a non egg omelette I’d like to see

 

A couple of pints of Youngs because the pub's coolers were off and there was no Guinness!!

Why me god? Why me?

 

So an omelette and cabbage then. Are you in prison?

 

No, it only feels like it

 

Donner wrap with chips and garlic