It's just corned beef dude, chill.Call it what you will but corned beef and spam are very tasty because of their salt content and are fantastic on bread/muffins/barm/cob/call it what you like depending on where you are from.
Both can be eaten cold from the tin and both are just as tasty cooked such as corned beef in a tater hash or with onion and tomato on a sandwhich or spam in a fried fritter or with salad on a sandwhich.
Food of the Gods.
I sense sarcasm.