What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

The mrs just walked in the kitchen and said ‘what the **** have you done’


Looks like a bomb has gone off in here. Spilt Stilton sauce all over the hob and floor..

glint to leave it like this and stay in bed tomorrow til she buckles and cleans it.

 

You ****ed up bro.
Nicely done.

 

Looks like a hotter pan was needed for that steak.

 

I ****ing dropped the steak and it split in two.. the pan was smoking when it went in too.

 

Sweats is back

 

Did you move it around in the pan while it was cooking?

 

You mean your husband Shirly ?

 

Post dinner or **** off.

 

Just back from the grocer's, got me some fresh parsley and chives cos im making vegetable roll later.

Not made my own before so hoping i get my ratios right 1st time.

Tune it later for pics

 

Making fish pie today. Surely can’t **** that up.

 

Tried to make pork and veg pot stickers. Currently have a new pan on order from Amazon and thrown the other ****er in the bin. So now a chicken in oven.

 

For me, if it’s got salmon in then it goes in the bin.

 

Salmon, cod, smoked haddock, big prawns, squid and mussels.

 

The pie before the storm…

just doing the mash topping. Putting cheese and egg yolks in the mash..

 

Looks good to me Sweats good to see ya about btw

 

Quiet this time of year dude. Usually stressed as **** working 12 hour days.

Hope you’re all good!!

 

Yeh all good mate lifes decent right now tbh

Stick around cos im aBout to upload my vegetable roll pics

Its a mutherfukin whopper