**** off, we'll play rush goalie. I want the glory too.
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Rush Goalie, and we wonder why the English National team is ****e? From a young age (grass roots) our kids are of the mindset that they are going to come blazing out of the goals skin the whole opposition team and score...the glory, the magnificence, the inevitable faliure! 
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It may be inevitable for you, but some of us were/are fleet of foot enough to go round your pedestrian team.Rush Goalie, and we wonder why the English National team is ****e? From a young age (grass roots) our kids are of the mindset that they are going to come blazing out of the goals skin the whole opposition team and score...the glory, the magnificence, the inevitable faliure!
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I feel sorry for you.
You're in a team of 3 and one of them is that unco kid that everyone dreaded having in their team. He's running around in circles, barely able to stay on his feet, screaming "I am the WUM Master!".
The other one is Spurlock.
Rush Goalie, and we wonder why the English National team is ****e? From a young age (grass roots) our kids are of the mindset that they are going to come blazing out of the goals skin the whole opposition team and score...the glory, the magnificence, the inevitable faliure!
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I thought Ian Rush was a striker and Welsh ? It's no wonder England are so **** if they've been playing him in goal
TEAM MEETING
SD: What's that in your hand?
HIAG: Dildo
SD: Why have you brought it to the match?
HIAG: Dildo
Rush Goalie, and we wonder why the English National team is ****e? From a young age (grass roots) our kids are of the mindset that they are going to come blazing out of the goals skin the whole opposition team and score...the glory, the magnificence, the inevitable faliure!
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Grammar checked, neither!....
Hiag wants the glory of fingering the dildo so you wait your turn! Homer might be next in the "fingering dildo 3" lolz
... no sign of Dildo Blaggins then? ... has he fcuked off back to Hoddleton or gone to live with the Sackfull-Blaggins's? ...
He has gone to do a massive deal on "dildo fingering" whilst sipping champagne. He is a successful dildo lawyer...... no sign of Dildo Blaggins then? ... has he fcuked off back to Hoddleton or gone to live with the Sackfull-Blaggins's? ...
... no sign of Dildo Blaggins then? ... has he fcuked off back to Hoddleton or gone to live with the Sackfull-Blaggins's? ...
He got the lube and superglue mixed up. A&E are laughing at this person sat in the corner with a dildo firmly stuck to his fingers.
Cant wait for the you tube video.
Good job he didn't do anything else with it then. Fingers is a result.
You can never rinse hiag enough!you may have run out of steam on this one?
I'm surprised and disappointed that Dildo Blaggins has ditched this comedy gold thread.
He wouldn't know what to do with it other than fingering it lolz