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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 27, 2016.

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  1. SpursDisciple

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    **** off, we'll play rush goalie. I want the glory too.
     
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    SpursDisciple, Jul 29, 2016
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Rush Goalie, and we wonder why the English National team is ****e? From a young age (grass roots) our kids are of the mindset that they are going to come blazing out of the goals skin the whole opposition team and score...the glory, the magnificence, the inevitable faliure! <laugh>

    This post was not spell checked. @NowsufferinginSpain
     
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    It may be inevitable for you, but some of us were/are fleet of foot enough to go round your pedestrian team.
     
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  4. Stan

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    I feel sorry for you.

    You're in a team of 3 and one of them is that unco kid that everyone dreaded having in their team. He's running around in circles, barely able to stay on his feet, screaming "I am the WUM Master!".

    The other one is Spurlock.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I thought Ian Rush was a striker and Welsh ? It's no wonder England are so **** if they've been playing him in goal <whistle>
     
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    Yes, but think how much greater will be my glory when we are victorious!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You 'lads' can hold aloft the dildo cup to celebrate.
     
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    TEAM MEETING

    SD: What's that in your hand?

    HIAG: Dildo

    SD: Why have you brought it to the match?

    HIAG: Dildo
     
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    Grammar checked, neither!....<whistle>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Hiag wants the glory of fingering the dildo so you wait your turn! Homer might be next in the "fingering dildo 3" lolz
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... no sign of Dildo Blaggins then? ... has he fcuked off back to Hoddleton or gone to live with the Sackfull-Blaggins's? ...
    :)
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    He has gone to do a massive deal on "dildo fingering" whilst sipping champagne. He is a successful dildo lawyer...
     
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    <confused> you may have run out of steam on this one?
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He got the lube and superglue mixed up. A&E are laughing at this person sat in the corner with a dildo firmly stuck to his fingers.

    Cant wait for the you tube video.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Good job he didn't do anything else with it then. Fingers is a result.
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    You can never rinse hiag enough!
     
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    <laugh>

    I'm surprised and disappointed that Dildo Blaggins has ditched this comedy gold thread.
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    He wouldn't know what to do with it other than fingering it lolz
     
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