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What kind of shop does Pixie run?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 27, 2016.

  1. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Nah don't appeal to me I'm having too much fun with 'The Lads' on your Dildo fingering thread. Hope you have holidays coming up! <laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. This is an extremely juvenile attitude to take.

    Being one of the lads has nothing to do with supporting me. As I have said many times, either you are a lad or you are not. Neither does "not being a lad" make you a segment of Pixie's Human Centipede, it merely makes you a dork.

    I don't get to decide who is and who is not a lad, Stan. Sorry, mate.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thats good. Wouldnt want big stan behind me.. He'll split me in two.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What's his ma got to do with it?
     
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  5. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Use of the word 'Mate' sounds like a softer approach from Hiag the Dildo fingerer. Is the video on You Tube yet?
     
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  6. You are not one of the lads, mate. No segment can possibly be one of the lads.

    The team-sheets will be announced very shortly.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mate, the lads have made it clear that they don't want to be associated with a dildo fingering sycophant.

    Only spurlock is left and even he is considering whether to renew his contract. Your 'team' is going to consist of one person, you.
     
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  8. Tsk! You bunch of jokers!

    Cult of HIAG, indeed!

    Next, you'll be telling me that we all worship a totem in the shape of a giant dildo!

    Tsk!
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Only you.
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Can one person be a 'cult' ?

    I thought the name for that was 'Sad and lonely loser'
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    I can't wait for this thread, you're clearly putting a lot of time, effort and energy into trying to demonstrate that I've not wound you up.

    Judging by how well this thread is going for you, I reckon the 'lads' are going to have a field day taking the piss out of this latest impending **** up :)
     
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  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Fixed
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You spelled **** wrong.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I read that as he never actually ****s up but just has many **** ups waiting to happen? <cheers>
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    You read it wrong then. Along with your awful spelling and grammar, I'm beginning to wonder if I need to start a luv **** up thread too <whistle>
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    You're already off the team mate. No need to rub HIAG's nose in it.
     
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  17. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    You carry on that way and you will miss the dildo fingering with hiag!
     
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  18. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Just the finger then?
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    It was at half 2 Flanders.
     
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