What is the most trouble you have ever got into?

[hbk4894]

for me - getting a dentention for not doing homework , getting sent to the head teacher for talking to much and getting reported to a teacher for leaving the school at lunch time to go to the shop.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Most people on GC are habitual **** ups.

I know my own when I see them.

 

[Bullet tooth Tony]

2 yrs probation and £80 fine, for taking a convenience without permission. That means nicking a motorbike to most of you. Oh I was 14 at the time so juvenile court. I had to suck the judges cock too.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

for me - getting a dentention for not doing homework , getting sent to the head teacher for talking to much and getting reported to a teacher for leaving the school at lunch time to go to the shop.

Forced to sign the sex offenders register for online grooming of teen boys


How's it goin anyway buddy?

 

[Null]

This one time at band camp ...

 

[Archers Road]

Got caught coming out of the co op with a curly wurly down my pants. I was pretty rock n roll back in them days.

 

[Tina.]

getting banned off here over Speedgate.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

7 years for manslaughter. I stabbed a **** in the eye with a felt tip pen because he widne stop posting **** threads on a forum I frequented.

How you doing anyway buddie.

 

[monacoger]

I once got chucked out of a dinner party for eating an after eight at 7.55pm

 

[Archers Road]

I once got chucked out of a dinner party for eating an after eight at 7.55pm

Not true. You were asked to leave because you turned up with two Russian hookers then pissed in the punch when you thought no one was looking. The after eight incident was just the final straw.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Bunking off school when my dad's out of the country...

 

[Patience]

Great thread. GC needs more like this.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I have a string of convictions for dealing. My jacket's almost as long as my penis, ladies.

 

[EDGE.]

Caught giving my son a blowey by my wife.

 

[DevAdvocate]

My list is long, how about Possession with Intent to Supply and Assault.

 

[monacoger]

My list is long, how about Possession with Intent to Supply and Assault.

Ahh the old PISA syndrome?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Ahh the old PISA syndrome?

If I added the rest of my cribsheet we could be here all day making up acronyms.

 

[DevAdvocate]

I should add that even although I was not actually "In possession" of any illegal substances when I was detained to assist the Police with their inquiries, I still got charged

 

[monacoger]

I should add that even although I was not actually "In possession" of any illegal substances when I was detained to assist the Police with their inquiries, I still got charged

Were you still a copper at the time? What was the outcome of the charge, did it get dropped? Surely the lack of evidence would have been in your favour?

 

[Archers Road]

I should add that even although I was not actually "In possession" of any illegal substances when I was detained to assist the Police with their inquiries, I still got charged

It was a fit up. Dirty cozzers.