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What is the most trouble you have ever got into?

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  1. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Cannot remember my actual vintage but it was definitely before age ten or possibly even before primary school commencent at five. I used to be given six 'pennies' to pop off to the local Sunday School; three pennies were for the collection at the 'Kirk' and three pennies were for sweets. After a little while I realised that there were no 'blocks' on my starting my first 'savings scheme' so I retained one of the three pennies meant for the collection. I cannot recall how much my 'bank' had grown to when my dear old mum found my stash of pennies hidden behind the iron leg at the foot of our kitchen cooker. Although not physically punished for cheating/defrauding the Church of Scotland I was penalised by being told that I was stealing from the poor in the world! Ho-hum!!
    Strangely I never forgave the 'Kirk' and all religous teaching and now live a delightful life of immorality, sin and debauchery!! This is my virgin 'post' on this section of 'Not 606' however I am a regular on the 'cuddies' and punting section.

    PS - I have unnatural desires for some of my female first cousins!!!
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is it not legal to marry your first cousin in the UK?
     
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  3. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    It sure is but I am talking about three, two of which are twin kid-blisters!!
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm sure you could sort out some rota system
     
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  5. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    F..k a rota; was thinking more of a 'Menage a Quatre'!!!
     
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    You Sir are blessed. <ok>
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yep, I was serving at the time. Suspended for nigh on 2 years and then the charges were eventually dropped.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Were you on full pay when you were suspended and did you get some compensation after the charges were dropped?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Full pay for 2 years. You don't get compensated just because charges are dropped, if that were the case the UK would be bankrupt <laugh>
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah, but I was thinking that you weren't on full pay and you got sacked for nothing, so in that case surely you would have been entitled to something
     
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  12. Patience

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    Cautioned by the police for calling up the Inverbervie Chipper and telling the owner I was going to plough his wife.

    Think I was 15 or so.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hahaha that's vintage LYT
     
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