for me - getting a dentention for not doing homework , getting sent to the head teacher for talking to much and getting reported to a teacher for leaving the school at lunch time to go to the shop.
2 yrs probation and £80 fine, for taking a convenience without permission. That means nicking a motorbike to most of you. Oh I was 14 at the time so juvenile court. I had to suck the judges cock too.
Forced to sign the sex offenders register for online grooming of teen boys How's it goin anyway buddy?
Got caught coming out of the co op with a curly wurly down my pants. I was pretty rock n roll back in them days.
7 years for manslaughter. I stabbed a **** in the eye with a felt tip pen because he widne stop posting **** threads on a forum I frequented. How you doing anyway buddie.
Not true. You were asked to leave because you turned up with two Russian hookers then pissed in the punch when you thought no one was looking. The after eight incident was just the final straw.
I should add that even although I was not actually "In possession" of any illegal substances when I was detained to assist the Police with their inquiries, I still got charged
Were you still a copper at the time? What was the outcome of the charge, did it get dropped? Surely the lack of evidence would have been in your favour?