

I ****ed your ex-wife last week. I hope you didn't mind me borrowing your step ladder.
Do men in their late, late 40s still masturbate?
I thought you grew out of that thing when you had a burd or wife. Oh wait...
You're so ****ing desperate![]()
Bees don't have 'tongues', I had to google the name of them but they're proboscises![]()
You're so ****ing desperate![]()
Bees don't have 'tongues', I had to google the name of them but they're proboscises![]()
Saw this humungous ****ing beetle thing strafing a campsite near Perpignan once. It came over at dusk and buzzed around for a few minutes, big as a ****ing bat it was. It could have been a US drone I suppose, but it didn't blow up and it had massive ****ing antlers so I reckon it was a genuine living creature.
Eh? Bees do have tongues, T.
Proboscis is the technical term for an insects tongue.
A mammal's proboscis is its nose or trunk.
It was probably a cockchafer. You get the ****ers in Suffolk, too, and they literally hunt you down!
Yep, that's the bugger. Wouldn't let it anywhere near my cock mind you.
.They used to - and my dad was the captain for 2 seasons. True story!See the Wasps rugby Club.
Do they have a B team?
They used to - and my dad was the captain for 2 seasons. True story!
Insects don't have tongues![]()
Then how do they taste?
Awful.
(I thought I'd get in with that one before Dev looked up his joke book)
