What is the biggest insect you've ever seen?

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Do men in their late, late 40s still masturbate?

I thought you grew out of that thing when you had a burd or wife. Oh wait...
 
Saw this humungous ****ing beetle thing strafing a campsite near Perpignan once. It came over at dusk and buzzed around for a few minutes, big as a ****ing bat it was. It could have been a US drone I suppose, but it didn't blow up and it had massive ****ing antlers so I reckon it was a genuine living creature.
 
Saw this humungous ****ing beetle thing strafing a campsite near Perpignan once. It came over at dusk and buzzed around for a few minutes, big as a ****ing bat it was. It could have been a US drone I suppose, but it didn't blow up and it had massive ****ing antlers so I reckon it was a genuine living creature.

It was probably a cockchafer. You get the ****ers in Suffolk, too, and they literally hunt you down!