What is the biggest insect you've ever seen?

New bee species sports world's longest tongue

http://news.mongabay.com/2011/0614-hance_bee_tongue.html

 

You're so ****ing desperate

Bees don't have 'tongues', I had to google the name of them but they're proboscises

 

my dick

 

Not at all. I had a **** last night thinking if your dear mammy's ashes scattering the wind.

 

Do men in their late, late 40s still masturbate?

I thought you grew out of that thing when you had a burd or wife. Oh wait...

 

I wouldn't know as I'm 34.

Do you still **** over pictures of young boys at your age?

 

Eh? Bees do have tongues, T.

Proboscis is the technical term for an insects tongue.

A mammal's proboscis is its nose or trunk.

 

Did ye, aye?

 

Saw this humungous ****ing beetle thing strafing a campsite near Perpignan once. It came over at dusk and buzzed around for a few minutes, big as a ****ing bat it was. It could have been a US drone I suppose, but it didn't blow up and it had massive ****ing antlers so I reckon it was a genuine living creature.

 

It was probably a cockchafer. You get the ****ers in Suffolk, too, and they literally hunt you down!

 

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Damn those Scientists.

 

See the Wasps rugby Club.

Do they have a B team?

 

Yep, that's the bugger. Wouldn't let it anywhere near my cock mind you.

 

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They used to - and my dad was the captain for 2 seasons. True story!

 

Oh Beehive will ya!!

 

Hi Honey.

 

Zzzzzzzzzzz

 

Then how do they taste?

Awful.

(I thought I'd get in with that one before Dev looked up his joke book)

 

Boooo! Get aff the ****in stage!