Jeez, lighten up, mate. How do you know what I’m affected by and what I’m not? In truth, I’ve got a life full of all manner of **** right now, so I make no apology for trying to amuse myself (and perhaps others) on this site. If it’s not your sense of humour then simply stick me on ‘ignore’ or something. It’s really no skin off my nose. To be perfectly frank, I have no idea what’s your sense of humour - I see no evidence of you having one at all.
By the way, I assume you mean ‘affect’. You might grow up and appreciate the subtle differences between that and ‘effect’. Add stupid, ****ing smiley face