****, factory made lager (Heineken, Carlsberg, Fosters etc.) calling this crap beer. Lager is not a beer!
The Gruffalo. He is from Stoke and has a grandparent from the SW4 swamp. (The mouse is a QPR season ticket holder)
just to recap this thread started out about some stupid woman wanting to ban cinderella from schools now we have a thread about the standard of international coffee wellingtons is the best by the way carry on
Worse, jackets that have the name emblazoned starkly on the front and the back, so that the wearer becomes a sandwich board advertiser for companies like North Face.
****s like the woman who wants Sleeping Beauty banned. HUGE ****. People who answer a question with the word 'So' at the beginning. WTF? People who want Nativity plays banned and prefer words such as Christingle!! WTF?? ****S. People who use the word THEN, rather than THAN!!! Anyone who doesn't support QPR. John Terry Piers Organ, the prick Anthea Turner The **** that put a bollard up in Lillie Road that I scratched my car on last Saturday Traffic getting away from LR Eamonn Holmes. Luton. Not the football club, the town itself Coconut I would say more, but I'm going to the pub! Pubs that have queues at the bar 5 deep and I have to wait even though I'm a ****ing regular!
Reminds me of the Emo Philips joke. "I saw a very fat lady walking down the street, she was wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' written on it. So I said to her 'Thyroid problem?'"
Announcements prior to the beginning of tv programmes warning that "the following programme contains scenes of violence/sexual nature etc that some viewers may find upsetting"...... Followed by at the end of said programme "if you have been affected by some scenes in tonight's programme you can phone the following helpline......." Give me strength.....
The smoking ban leading to congregations of people outside of offices and heaps of fag butts on the pavement.
Probably not politically correct but, gender neutral. What a complete load of bollocks, as far as I'm aware you are either born female or male, didn't realise you had a choice to sit on the fence.